Let's schedule out DJ's season...
Week 2 - coming to Miami.
Week 3 - LSU on the road, Miami hosting Balls State - default choice?
Week 4 - Yes, LSU hosts UCLA, BUT MIAMI PLAYS IN TAMPA - hope he "stays home" this weekend.
Week 5 - Miami hosts VaTech, but on a Friday night (game night?), while LSU hosts USA - let him go see LSU whip South Alabama.
Week 6 - Miami at Cal, LSU with a bye - I have a free companion fare with my AmEx Reserve card...
Week 7 - LSU hosts Ole Miss, Miami with a bye - kid is DEFINITELY going to Baton Rouge.
Week 8 - LSU at Arkansas, Miami at Louisville - no clear-cut victor here.
Week 9 - LSU at aTm, MIAMI HOSTS F$U - gotta be crazy to skip UM-F$U, plus it's UM Homecoming!
Week 10 - Miami hosts Duke, LSU with another bye - not ****, but maybe he's made a decision by now.
Week 11 - Miami at GaTech, but LSU hosts ALABAMA - free trip to Baton Rouge (hopefully)?
Week 12 - Miami with a bye, and LSU at Florida - will Katie Turner let him sit behind the hedges eating Chik Fil-a again?
Week 13 - LSU hosts Vandy and Miami hosts Wake - tallest midget contest.
Week 14 - LSU hosts Oklahoma, Miami goes to Syracuse - hopefully, DJ stays home for Thanksgiving.