The mortician is a no-talent, red-neck catering clown. Before his scary mug made it in radio, he was a local sportswriter in Alabama. All the **** that has hit the fan with Alabama and Auburn - he was always a day late and dollar short. The notion that he would talk about Miami as some NCAA problem child is hiliarous in light of the Auburn-Alabama neighborhood that fueled his career. Miami has its one pint-sized, rogue booster. Talk about perception. These two programs each have one on every street corner - lining up jobs for parents, renting or buying mom a house, turkeys and fixins for Thanksgiving, sweet deals on cars, clothing and bar tabs. Dude, by a baseball comparison, Miami is snot-nose kid in rookie league while Bama and Auburn are playing Yankee Stadium.