This is the strangest episode of ‘Suntan U’ I’ve ever seen in my life.
You have donors offering to pay the salary of a legacy, NFL front office guy while our lame duck AD and failure of a first time HC balk because they don’t want him to have too much power. And we all have to watch it through Barry Jackson’s scuffed up binoculars.
This whole event is like when your dad held up a towel while you changed out out of your sandy swim trunks, blocking your nudity from only 20% of the people at the beach. I don’t know if I want to laugh, cry, or bleach my eyes out, but our beloved program keeps showing its lily white cheeks.