Dee Delaney #3 (pic)

[rok]

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Built like a typical CB. Dude's got more subcutaneous fat than our own beloved Coach Macheau.

Once that SoFla summer heat hits his a$$ for 3 months straight during summer workouts and fall camp he will have to fight to keep the weight on. Its going to be one of those hot summers. So I am not too worried. I think Chise' is hoping that he looks a little more lean come Sept.

This summer it grows hot. We might even see El Diablo Cazador de los Hombres this year.

 

[Zbrod95]

The *** happened in here? I was expecting crank comments and mat drill convo.

The board's shoulders are as soft as baby chit nowadays...

 

[Twin_Cane]

Idk why guys are worried about hsis weight, Felder and gang will put him in great shape

 

[PuertoRiCane]

No. It's because you follow me around commenting on me and nipping at my heels like a fat chick yapping about a hot model and how she's "too skinny" and "stuck up."

The Franchise Method®

1. Make claim about team/coach/player
2. Get defensive when anybody questions claim, no matter how politely
3. Continue to push claim, even if it's become clear claim is false
4. Call anyone who questions claim names
4a. Accuse anyone questioning claim of "following me around and blah blah blah"
5. Rest easy, claim has now been proven by discrediting anyone who disagrees

Did I miss any steps?

You are super invested in me. Keep studying me. The jealousy is a little weird but flattering nonetheless.

Anybody who reads the boards can't help but run across your song and dance daily. But hey, you keep backing up stupid stuff by mocking people rather than admitting you're wrong.

I understand your infatuation with me. If I were you I'd be jealous of me too.

Take heart though, lover. You can be the next jeeperaf who makes me his imaginary muse and gets so obsessed that he ultimately melts down and offs himself while hitting the downvote button on my posts.

It appears that you fancy yourself a witty chap who likes to rise above rabble like The Legend and can't understand why you don't get enough attention for your high brow commentary. Have no fear. You can carve out a little niche for yourself as the new leader of the Living Legend Wounded Warriors Club. You'll finally get the attention you crave. It'll just come from the same 4 or 5 weepy losers who upvote anything anti-Legend.

Fight on! You're doing God's work her on CIS chronicling my boorish ways and making your Seacrest style lists about me.

Holy ****, what a beautifully crafted retort.

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[OrangetieFatface]

Mmmm. I bet he's got 3/4 of an office-chair arm-rest in the flip side. Maybe next time you can be a journalist Pete, and grab his front fallace with your teeth before snapping the selfie.

 

[Coach Macho]

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Built like a typical CB. Dude's got more subcutaneous fat than our own beloved Coach Macheau.

I got your subcutaneous fat right here.

 

[canecat]

Grown up man. Might need to shed a little fat because the speed of the game will be ramped up a lot for him this year.

What fat? dude looks in good shape.

He's a little chunky for a CB. I'm sure they'll get 10 pounds off of him before the season starts.

Huh? Dude has zero chunk on him. Swoll af.

 

[The Franchise]

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Built like a typical CB. Dude's got more subcutaneous fat than our own beloved Coach Macheau.

Once that SoFla summer heat hits his a$$ for 3 months straight during summer workouts and fall camp he will have to fight to keep the weight on. Its going to be one of those hot summers. So I am not too worried. I think Chise' is hoping that he looks a little more lean come Sept.

He'll absolutely lose some fat over the summer. And that was the point before all the pvssies soiled their flowery panties. He's a little to heavy right now.

 

[The Franchise]

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Built like a typical CB. Dude's got more subcutaneous fat than our own beloved Coach Macheau.

I got your subcutaneous fat right here.
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I expected a picture of your face after the "I got your subcutaneous fat right here" comment.

 

[ghost2]

Hey shut up you guys, my dad was subcutaneous.

 

[Dingaan1828]

Hey shut up you guys, my dad was subcutaneous.

Keep religion off this board.

 

[GhostRecon_Cane]

Idk why guys are worried about hsis weight, Felder and gang will put him in great shape

True that. These guy know what they are doing.

 

[Twin_Cane]

Idk why guys are worried about hsis weight, Felder and gang will put him in great shape

True that. These guy know what they are doing.

Bingo

 

[Jassid82]

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Built like a typical CB. Dude's got more subcutaneous fat than our own beloved Coach Macheau.

Once that SoFla summer heat hits his a$$ for 3 months straight during summer workouts and fall camp he will have to fight to keep the weight on. Its going to be one of those hot summers. So I am not too worried. I think Chise' is hoping that he looks a little more lean come Sept.

He'll absolutely lose some fat over the summer. And that was the point before all the pvssies soiled their flowery panties. He's a little to heavy right now.

It was so hot this past weekend, if he didnt lose at least 5-10lbs already then I question his work ethic. It was BRUTAL on Sunday and Monday.

 

[rok]

Saw some guys out on the field yesterday grinding. Did not notice if Delaney was one of them but I did see Bandy.

 

[337CaneNation]

Delaney looks like a CB that is ready to go, but he will drop some thickness before the season gets here.. BUT I definitely don't think he's fat, just thick Gus will make sure all that's fine tune by the fall.. Now as for Dean, he might want to add a little thickness, but he will be good to go once the season gets here as well..

 

[kryptonite]

Delaney looks like a CB that is ready to go, but he will drop some thickness before the season gets here.. BUT I definitely don't think he's fat, just thick Gus will make sure all that's fine tune by the fall.. Now as for Dean, he might want to add a little thickness, but he will be good to go once the season gets here as well..

Why, the ladies really like girth.

 

[umhurricane2511]

Saw some guys out on the field yesterday grinding. Did not notice if Delaney was one of them but I did see Bandy.

I hear you can get great pics from the parking garage...

 

[Plzwork4]

You should get your testosterone checked.

Right, because I don't see excess fat on the guy. Good one as usual.

No. It's because you follow me around commenting on me and nipping at my heels like a fat chick yapping about a hot model and how she's "too skinny" and "stuck up."

The Franchise Method®

1. Make claim about team/coach/player
2. Get defensive when anybody questions claim, no matter how politely
3. Continue to push claim, even if it's become clear claim is false
4. Call anyone who questions claim names
4a. Accuse anyone questioning claim of "following me around and blah blah blah"
5. Rest easy, claim has now been proven by discrediting anyone who disagrees

Did I miss any steps?

You are super invested in me. Keep studying me. The jealousy is a little weird but flattering nonetheless.

Because you consistently say stupid ****. No one follows you. Open thread, stupid *** comment from Franchise, respond to dumb **** statement like people would to anyone saying something completely off-base. The only reason you run to the "you follow me around" schtik is because you accumulate imbecilic statements at a similar rate to the giant cranks in your cumgobbler. Only a few people actually respond to you because the rest of the sheep are afraid that you will call them a faqqit.

 

[CrescentCityCane]

He just spent four years at a place in which football players aren't regarded as Gds on campus, meaning they don't get away with the same type of sh*t that athletes get away with elsewhere. He's from The Citadel. He's probably more disciplined than most. He'll be fine. Now let's get back to cranks.