Freaks gonna freak. If we didn’t have recruiting to freak out over, we’d be freakin’ over uniform colors, depth charts, injury recovery times, freakin’ Lowe’s vs Home Depot.
The entire existence of internet discussion boards is dependent on people freaking out.
This is the worse time of the sports year if you’re not an MLB homer. I’m hitting this site up every 15 minutes hoping for some particle of real substance, but the whole CFB landscape is a lifeless desert, so we’ll settle for quibbling over the significance of some 18 year old skipping a BBQ and pray we’ll wake up and it’s 8/31 already.