You guys are just awful. You're so busy hating everything and everyone there's almost nothing and no one left in the world. What a miserable way to live the only life you'll ever have. You'd eat your young if you didn't think you'd get caught.
The feature article is titled:
"Shoot Your Shot: 12 way too early crystal ball picks for Miami’s 2023 class."
He agrees, it's way too early. The article is about Mario's recruiting prowess, and makes it clear that this is way out ahead of the curve and is for fun. Then he gives a detailed reason why he thinks Miami has the early lead for each of them, and explains why he's giving them all a "1."
"Read on for a look at our way too early crystal ball predictions for Miami's 2023 class. Note: Due to the nature of putting these crystal ball predictions in too early, the confidence score for the following prospects will be a one."
Also,
Merry f'ing Christmas.