Cristobal is a Corch

[westcoastcanes]

It sounded like hurt feelings up until this week when the duck fans told me they were glad he was ours and not theirs. I laughed a bit inside, understanding they must be embarrassed to be a stepping stone job.

Maybe it isn't worth missing billable time to fly down for FSU now.

 

[FrancisSawyer]

I knew there would be some speed bumps this season but one thing I didn’t think we’d see was this type of effort: these guys were not prepared for this game.

A 14 million dollar staff and we weren't prepared to play lmao

 

[Ghandi]

that's all

He really is.

Bad coaches force the issue and don’t evolve. This guy is the definition of a Corch.

 

[K.O.M.A.]

Mario owes the city of Miami and every fan an apology for the ****** product he put on the field today. Absolute garbage

 

[CFLCane]

He’s a program builder but a gameday corch. Is what it is.

I’m not sure if he’ll ever become a great gameday coach but toughness and work ethic are good pillars to build a program around… and I think that’s what Mario will do.

I still think Mario will succeed here and make Miami a perennial top-10 program.
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Pillars....lol. Ya'll got to be kidding me with this bull****.

 

[GojiraCane]

He’s a program builder but a gameday corch. Is what it is.

I’m not sure if he’ll ever become a great gameday coach but toughness and work ethic are good pillars to build a program around… and I think that’s what Mario will do.

I still think Mario will succeed here and make Miami a perennial top-10 program.
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Nope. His best case is a middle of the pack Coastal contender...rebuilding to what Manny and Golden had.

 

[JgDaCane]

Incredible amount of red flags in 4 games. I’m with you. Now I’m in show me mode. I get we don’t have the horses but we 100% have the horses to beat Middle Tennessee State. They dominated us for 4Q’s. Flat out beat our *** for 60 minutes.

 

[Caned Peach]

Wait, we’re about to get the retarded Saban losing to Louisiana Monroe in his first Alabama season analogy to this situation…..

Saban had already proved himself at L$U w/ a 'ship, hadn't he?

 

[Thommy30w]

His demeanor seemed really off today. He seemed detached.

 

[Canefancarlos2]

Maybe we need the td rings back

 

[Ispyin]

that's all

I hope Tyler van dyes check from life wallet was huge because it might be the only wallet he ever gets out of football

 

[RaisingCane26]

Hello darkness my old friend

 

[Ispyin]

Pillars....lol. Ya'll got to be kidding me with this bull****.

Let’s get the binders back too

 

[jw410]

They quit today. TVD quit 2 weeks ago

He quit when he admitted he doesn't talk or throw with his wide receivers. Lol

 

[hydro66]

Fire gattis now. He is terrible. Should have hired LANE KIFFIN.

 

[Angry Ibis]

But the Broyles Award ….

 

[twes.305]

In the process of building a team you need to control what you can control. As of rn Miami doesn’t have elite athletes, which is fine it takes time to recruit and get the horses you need to compete for a championship and we can still compete athletically with majority of CFB teams. But I feel like all the others things that can be controlled is not being done. Scheme, fundamentals, culture, situational play calling, and playing the right personnel is what is lacking. And it’s frustrating af.

 

[MyKidIsLoggedIn2MyAccount]

Saban had already proved himself at L$U w/ a 'ship, hadn't he?

And you’ve just proven to ruin the punchline…..

 

[K.O.M.A.]

Hello darkness my old friend

That's what sucks, we're here...again

 

[NC_Canes_11]

Maybe my “I wanted an offensive HC” take, wasn’t so dumb after all.