Lucas: Coach I made a big mistake by committing too early and now I am not hearing from F$U as much. And for whatever reason, Coach Willie keeps calling me Evan. It's such a weird nickname.
Richt: Ah, I see what's going on here. Taggert's dumb *** knew he had an commitment from an O-lineman at IMG, and his retarded *** just now realized that it wasn't from Evan Neal, didn't he?
Lucas: Yes sir. I was to embarrassed to admit the truth.
Richt: Well, **** son! I'm praying for you, but you two idiots deserve each other.
