Canes Fans Mad Libs

[CreativeCane]

Credit to @Felonious Monk for the idea.

Why waste time coming up with something unique to say when we all say the same thing over and over anyway? Introducing Canes Fans Mad Libs! Just fill in the blanks to share your thoughts that every poster here will surely ridicule. For sunshine pumpers and mopes alike! Buy two today and you'll have more Mad Libs than FSU does wins!

Your only limit is your creativity and sense of sarcasm! One puzzle can say two very different things:

1. FSU fans are so delusional. They’re way worse than UF fans, who at least have accepted their fate.
2. Arizona State co-eds are so hot. They’re way in a different league than UF girls, who may or may not be dating a cousin anyway.

Copy and paste any of the lines below, then replace the blanks to share your thoughts in a reply! (Seriously, have some fun with this.)

1. Player Name needs to see more of the Field/Bench/Wild Card. I don’t care if he’s a Class Year, his play shows he is a Adjective Noun.
2. I’m worried about playing Team. Their Coach/Coordinator/Player’s ability to Skill will give Player/Coach Descriptive Wild Card.
3. We are way too focused on Player/Scheme/Area of the Field/Wild Card. Player/Coach/Wild Card is so Adjective and needs to Descriptive Action.
4. Team needs to Action Player/Coach/Staff. He’s shown he’s Adjective and Actioaning him would Descriptive Wild Card.
5. Team Persons are so Adjective. They’re way Comparative Adjective than Another Team Persons, who Descriptive Wild Card.
6. How the **** did Team get Player/Coach?!? He’s so Adjective and always Descriptive Wild Card. What a Noun!
7. Team’s starting Position may miss the game vs us. Of course his backup will look like NFL Legend against this Position Group.
8. We need to build a new Facility. We could put it in Location. It’s Person’s fault we’re in this position. Expletive!
9. I know Recruit is rated as a 3-5-star, but my eyes say he is a Noun. He looks way Adjective of Degree based on his Film/Camp/Wild Card.
10. We need to join the Conference. Reporter/Social Media Hack/Poster is saying Another School is going to the Conference and if we stay in the ACC, Descriptive Wild Card.

 

[Bender]

Post of the year.

 

[Felonious Monk]

Love isn't a strong enough word for the way I feel about this.

 

[JD08]

Instant classic.

 

[Brains]

Magisterial.

 

[305 MOUNTAIN MAN]

Lord you have a lot of time on your hands

 

[CreativeCane]

Lord you have a lot of time on your hands

Not typically, just a slow afternoon. You'll see me disappear for weeks at a time during my busy stretches.

 

[cway313]

Need to add something about opposing fans being to mean.

 

[RVACane]

Need to add something about opposing fans being to mean.

And how many years until the roster is the current coach’s doing and not the previous coach’s doing.

 

[JD08]

And how many years until the roster is the current coach’s doing and not the previous coach’s doing.

And buyouts and replacing coach X with coach Y because they'd kill it here.

 

[JHallCanes]

This is incredible

 

[cway313]

And how many years until the roster is the current coach’s doing and not the previous coach’s doing.

2027 is the absolute earliest.

 

[Phydeaux]

Post of the year.

Post of multiple decades

 

[Negro-Wan Kanobi]

Credit to @Felonious Monk for the idea.

Why waste time coming up with something unique to say when we all say the same thing over and over anyway? Introducing Canes Fans Mad Libs! Just fill in the blanks to share your thoughts that every poster here will surely ridicule. For sunshine pumpers and mopes alike! Buy two today and you'll have more Mad Libs than FSU does wins!

Your only limit is your creativity and sense of sarcasm! One puzzle can say two very different things:

1. FSU fans are so delusional. They’re way worse than UF fans, who at least have accepted their fate.
2. Arizona State co-eds are so hot. They’re way in a different league than UF girls, who may or may not be dating a cousin anyway.

Copy and paste any of the lines below, then replace the blanks to share your thoughts in a reply! (Seriously, have some fun with this.)

1. Player Name needs to see more of the Field/Bench/Wild Card. I don’t care if he’s a Class Year, his play shows he is a Adjective Noun.
2. I’m worried about playing Team. Their Coach/Coordinator/Player’s ability to Skill will give Player/Coach Descriptive Wild Card.
3. We are way too focused on Player/Scheme/Area of the Field/Wild Card. Player/Coach/Wild Card is so Adjective and needs to Descriptive Action.
4. Team needs to Action Player/Coach/Staff. He’s shown he’s Adjective and Actioaning him would Descriptive Wild Card.
5. Team Persons are so Adjective. They’re way Comparative Adjective than Another Team Persons, who Descriptive Wild Card.
6. How the **** did Team get Player/Coach?!? He’s so Adjective and always Descriptive Wild Card. What a Noun!
7. Team’s starting Position may miss the game vs us. Of course his backup will look like NFL Legend against this Position Group.
8. We need to build a new Facility. We could put it in Location. It’s Person’s fault we’re in this position. Expletive!
9. I know Recruit is rated as a 3-5-star, but my eyes say he is a Noun. He looks way Adjective of Degree based on his Film/Camp/Wild Card.
10. We need to join the Conference. Reporter/Social Media Hack/Poster is saying Another School is going to the Conference and if we stay in the ACC, Descriptive Wild Card.

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Yes, you are creative.