Caneinorlando Paradise Camp Challenge Wrap-Up

[SWFLHurricane]

Lol. I knew it wasn’t still attached but it was making the story better.

Tbere's alittle envelope type thing ontop of inside of Box...GF bought it for me 3yrs ago...it matches all my Canes apparel....thats what caught her eye....The Rolex was a Gift from a cousin....not Chuck...but my cousin who owns a Production/Content House company in NYC....He wears a Submariner...

 

[SWFLHurricane]

Just mess in’ with ya. That’s a really nice one.

My GF is the Bomb....

 

[SWFLHurricane]

@RVACane ....i'm really not a big Jewelry Guy....all I have besides the watches is a 20" Rope, which I use for the Arrowhead I had done last yr....the other Arrowhead (blue one) I gave to my GF...

 

[GOCANES05]

For those of you who have been following the board closely leading up to Paradise Camp, our hero put out the challenge to any and all **** talkers to “say it to my face, puzzy” on June 26th at Paradise. After careful planning with @SWFLHurricane, the event went off with complete news coverage. We offer a wrap-up of the events as reported sporadically through the day.

Some poRsters got pounded, one got de-nutted and others were just flat out dropped by the Iron Chef. The message was clear. Let this be a warning to all who do things such as suggest Shaq was better than Nate Webster, say that DVD was faster than Froggy Shipman or argue that Butch was not forced to leave UM over money. Don’t cash checks you can’t cover.

It started with a morning promo at Greentree. CIO was already amped up. (That’s me next to him acting scared… ok, I was scared)…

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The day’s first action took place in the middle of campus when a random person complimented CIO on his Rolex and asked if they sold Timexes like that in Dolphin Mall….

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Inside Soffer, a large unidentified CIS poRster told CIO that he didn’t believe that he really has Ed Reed on speed dial. What followed was an astounding display of martial arts training inspired by Rodney Dangerfield’s diving maneuver in Back to School…

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Next, after Karate Kid-style crane kicking and ground punching another CIS poRster for claiming that Larry Coker deserved credit for the 2001 championship, not Butch, campus police chased CIO from the building. He was heard yelling something about the number of 1st rounders drafted…

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Though campus police have been notified that the 3rd Annual Caneinorlando “say it to my face, Puzzy” challenge is an officially sanctioned activity, they felt it best to keep extra officers posted until daylight as Caneinorlando seems to think the war is still on… 24/7/365…

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Like I said - Don’t cash any checks you don’t have funds for. My guy remains undefeated… and didn’t break a hip or pull a hammy.

How in the world do you guys dream this stuff up , it’s just amazing absolutely off the grid of my pea brain.

Look at this stuff like stand up comedy unreal

 

[RVACane]

How in the world do you guys dream this stuff up , it’s just amazing absolutely off the grid of my pea brain.

Look at this stuff like stand up comedy unreal

I take no credit. I just helped to capture the day’s events. Caneinorlando gives me a lot to work with in his interactions with certain posters.

 

[SWFLHurricane]

That @RVACane is a real pain in my Tuchus...

 

[RVACane]

That @RVACane is a real pain in my Tuchus...

 

[coffeecane]

For those of you who have been following the board closely leading up to Paradise Camp, our hero put out the challenge to any and all **** talkers to “say it to my face, puzzy” on June 26th at Paradise. After careful planning with @SWFLHurricane, the event went off with complete news coverage. We offer a wrap-up of the events as reported sporadically through the day.

Some poRsters got pounded, one got de-nutted and others were just flat out dropped by the Iron Chef. The message was clear. Let this be a warning to all who do things such as suggest Shaq was better than Nate Webster, say that DVD was faster than Froggy Shipman or argue that Butch was not forced to leave UM over money. Don’t cash checks you can’t cover.

It started with a morning promo at Greentree. CIO was already amped up. (That’s me next to him acting scared… ok, I was scared)…

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The day’s first action took place in the middle of campus when a random person complimented CIO on his Rolex and asked if they sold Timexes like that in Dolphin Mall….

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Inside Soffer, a large unidentified CIS poRster told CIO that he didn’t believe that he really has Ed Reed on speed dial. What followed was an astounding display of martial arts training inspired by Rodney Dangerfield’s diving maneuver in Back to School…

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Next, after Karate Kid-style crane kicking and ground punching another CIS poRster for claiming that Larry Coker deserved credit for the 2001 championship, not Butch, campus police chased CIO from the building. He was heard yelling something about the number of 1st rounders drafted…

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Though campus police have been notified that the 3rd Annual Caneinorlando “say it to my face, Puzzy” challenge is an officially sanctioned activity, they felt it best to keep extra officers posted until daylight as Caneinorlando seems to think the war is still on… 24/7/365…

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Like I said - Don’t cash any checks you don’t have funds for. My guy remains undefeated… and didn’t break a hip or pull a hammy.

Well done.

 

[Billy D Williams]

If I see CIO in an Orlando Bar I will approach like a male spider to seek permission to buy him a drink.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Very nice. Do you wear it with the price tag on it still… like as a fashion statement… or does that stay in the box?

He's the Minnie Pearl of watch-wearers...

 

[RVACane]

He's the Minnie Pearl of watch-wearers...

I had to look that up.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

I had to look that up.

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I'm just surprised you've lived in the South for so long and haven't seen 50,000 episodes of Hee Haw.

 

[RVACane]

I'm just surprised you've lived in the South for so long and haven't seen 50,000 episodes of Hee Haw.

Do I strike you as a Hee Haw fan???

 

[SWFLHurricane]

If I see CIO in an Orlando Bar I will approach like a male spider to seek permission to buy him a drink.

I left that Sh*thole (aka Orlando) and moved to SWFL....(Thank the ****** God)

 

[PIPO]

Lol at My Rolex is a Timex....I barely even wear it...I wear my Invicta alot more often

Wait - I’ve been away until really, a week ago. CIO is SWFLHurricane - SWFLHurricane is CIO?

 

[SWFLHurricane]

Wait - I’ve been away until really, a week ago. CIO is SWFLHurricane - SWFLHurricane is CIO?

Yessir....I moved from Dumblando to SWFL 2 months ago...

 

[PIPO]

Yessir....I moved from Dumblando to SWFL 2 months ago...

OMG! - I was about to throw out the real test to see if it was you - “Butch Davis sucks” but I am glad I don’t have to do that test

 

[Ethnicsands]

If you have a phone that tells you the time, what is a watch for?

 

[SWFLHurricane]

OMG! - I was about to throw out the real test to see if it was you - “Butch Davis sucks” but I am glad I don’t have to do that test

I live 7 miles from Butch now....

 

[PIPO]

I live 7 miles from Butch now....

Ok, it’s definitely you!!!