Cam catching crazy sponsorships

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That was the cologne I slathered myself with when I went to my senior prom 20+ years ago. I did not get laid.
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Is this the OFFICIAL signature fragrance of CIS porsters now?

I just bought two bottles of Wild Stallion from the Alligator Alley Micosukee Truck Stop bathroom, but I'll throw it out and start rocking this.

Mrs Empirical gonna want another baby.
:zczkqmritjdsoaq.jpg:well if you have to take the Snake Road exit at least the Mick’s have remodeled their bathrooms & are selling higher end products. :nelson-haha:
 
JUST IMAGINE

If he tweeted out NOW, that he was returning for another year.

He would continue banking sponsorships, fat NIL checks..

And imagine the quality of portal guys and recruits they'd get.

If I'm Mario, I'd sacrifice one year salary to get Cam to do that. Full 8 mil.
 
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