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Burns Dropped 6-7racks On Jewelry

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The Franchise said:
LOL. This queen starts a sissy catty gossip thread then starts talking about pistol whipping another poster. This is awesome!

I can just picture this dude 252 with his perfectly manicured beard and waxed eyebrows yelling to his styling assistant, "Flan, get my piece! This uppity bytch needs a taste!" Flan frantically runs off with his feet femininely flopping out to the sides and returns with pistol with a pink crystal bejeweled grip and hands it to 252 like Alec Baldwin holding the GlennGary leads.

As 252 goes to grab the pistol with his manicured purple nails shining and his long pinky nail painted a glossy gold to show how unique he really is, he gets punched in the face 50 times with no answer, and Flan runs off screaming, "Lordy, this bytch gone crazy! He killing 2-5!"
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All the comedy critics who ain't never said anything funny in their lives. I ain't telling you booger eaters how to slickly transition from the nose to the mouth. Stay in your lane.
 
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Astcloud11 said:
Artie Burns’ agent fires back at TMZ story saying he went on a jewelry run | Canes Watch


TL;DR - TMZ story was a lie by the jewelry store owner who made the claims for publicity purposes according to Artie Burn's agent.
“He doesn’t have $41,000,” Bratton said. “He doesn’t even have a car.”
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Update the OP to include this information please.
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Good for Mel Bratton! Artie needs to sue TMZ and anyone else who made up this bullshiza.
 
DTP said:
Port Knox said:
losdaddy8 said:
Port Knox said:
I'd have to make my first purchase a new house for momz.
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Woa not sure if intentional or unintentional ******* post.
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Wasn't intentionally trying to be an *** hole. I have no problem with the young man spending his money on what ever he chooses. I apologize for using mom in there. Poor choice of words. My apologies if I offended anyone.
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Artie's mom passed away during the season man.
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Yeah. He just apologized. Do you want him to eat a dog **** while getting fisted with one of those big green Hulk fists for an hour?
 
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The Franchise said:
DTP said:
Port Knox said:
losdaddy8 said:
Port Knox said:
I'd have to make my first purchase a new house for momz.
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Woa not sure if intentional or unintentional ******* post.
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Wasn't intentionally trying to be an *** hole. I have no problem with the young man spending his money on what ever he chooses. I apologize for using mom in there. Poor choice of words. My apologies if I offended anyone.
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Artie's mom passed away during the season man.
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Yeah. He just apologized. Do you want him to eat a dog **** while getting fisted with one of those big green Hulk fists for an hour?
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[MENTION=4841]The Franchise[/MENTION] do you keep a book just for extremely funny insults and jokes?? Just letting you know it's not weird, I gotta whole computer file dedicated to memes...
 
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CaneIsMyName said:
Rellyrell said:
I'm not mad at the kid, however, speaking from personal experience, I wish young men didn't have to floss so much....especially ones from the blocks. This may not be a big deal, but it could also show a future pattern.

I remember when I got off the streets and this cat taught me the real estate game at a young age, I made a grrrrrrrrrrip of $, b4 the market crashed. My investment? New Car, jewels, eating at restaurants I never thought I would b at, taking my frat out to "bars" (wink, wink) and paying for all their dances and conversation....not once did I invest in property, or getting myself a home, or having a money market or IRA account to save, b/c no one taught me that; and then in a blink of an eye, it was gone b/c the market crashed.

Fortunately I was able to recover some 4 1/2 years later, but it was a hard lesson to learn. These guys can be broke in a couple of years. Football have non guaranteed contracts. It starts with something as simple as 41k jewelry....no big deal; then it's the fancy car, then of course the homies gotta have what u have, b/c they grew up with you...then a couple of homes that are grossly over marketed....life is good, until an injury or the next rookie becomes better than you....no more income and u become broke within a couple of years.

My boy Bruce Walker from UCLA was, at that time, considered the number one recruit in the nation back in the 90's. Didn't believe him, so I had to look him up, b/c by the time I met him, he was a Barber Shop Owner, who slanged in the back...however his "wife" had a fat diamond ring on her finger. We talked, and he said how he was drafted in the 2nd round by NE, and he got paid, but so did his boys, and his wife's family, and his gold digging wife...when he died not too long ago, he died w/ nothing to his name.

Really wish the NCAA would make all schools have a mandatory pre-requisite for money marketing, b/c most of these kids don't know the value of the $....if Uve been in the hood all ur life, and everyone's in ur ear about how great you're going to be and you'll be the savior of the family, all you see is up front $, and lose sight of long term $. I want Artie to win; just hope this don't become a pattern.
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You need a school to teach you common sense? Has nothing to do with "education" and a college course on money management won' make a **** bit of difference... you didn't need anyone to "tell you" not to blow your money on strip clubs and gifts. Sometimes poor decisions are just poor decisions.
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Are u from the hood? Do you know the types of influences that come from the hood? Have u grown up in a broken home? Have u had parents who's highest level of education is the 11th grade? Don't speak on ish u don't know, or experience. If someone has not taught u the value of a dollar; if u see cats, on TV, rapping and talking about how "life" is supposed to be; if u see parents and family struggling and u have the pressure to be their gateway out, bad decisions can appear to be good decisions.
 
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