"The Grand Canyon is not actually a hole in the ground, it is his mother's birth canal."
WHOA NELLY there on talking about someone's mother. That's crossing the line, we all have mothers so respect that please. It's one thing to insult a man, but family should be completely off limits out of respect for your own families.
In regards to the OP's statement about getting New Uni's hopefully the new Uni's will be a play off of the one's designed by a UM Student 2 years ago which are linked below:
UM New Uniforms Sketch (2 yrs old) slideshow by lramos2 | Photobucket
Go Canes!