Over/under on the length of AG's wang: 14 inches?
Does he know that in England it's illegal for a black guy to hold the name "Standish Dobard"?
Is he going to room with Thurston Armbrister and Clive Walford in a feudal stone castle and sit in leather wingback chairs around a blazing fire and discuss the merits of imperialism with his roommates after practices?
Was he able to bulk up so much between his junior and senior seasons by devouring the souls of opposing linebackers, or was he just on a really good supplement regimen?
Has he personally witnessed Baby Jesus walking on water, or did he just read about it in the book of Matthew?
Does he speak with a British accent? (You probably won't have to ask him, it should be readily apparent, but just in case.)