Annoying Gators

[Brains]

I need more information

I was in Hollywood and there was a table with two soft, overweight, mega dork soyboys who practically lost their bowels when the lizards came back in that game. They had previously paid little attention, and knew nothing about baseball.

Typical bright futures NPC gators from South Florida.

 

[Hegemon]

I was in Hollywood and there was a table with two soft, overweight, mega dork soyboys who practically lost their bowels when the lizards came back in that game. They had previously paid little attention, and knew nothing about baseball.

Typical bright futures NPC gators from South Florida.

Lmfao

Theyre all trash

 

[Hegemon]

I once threw a Gator at Ben Hill Griffen Stadium. It was an amazing experience.

Tell me more

 

[Hold My Beer]

I was in Hollywood and there was a table with two soft, overweight, mega dork soyboys

WTF is a soyboy?

 

[Brains]

WTF is a soyboy?

A biological male who drinks soylent, does not eat meat, bench presses 25 pounds, has a free testosterone level of 0, and majored in Women's Studies at UF.

 

[passitback]

Tell me more

I was entering the stadium with a few friends and had on a t shirt that read, "Were you even alive in 85?" Some Gator fan was with his friends, decided to be that guy, and tried to grab me.

He ripped my shirt a little, which ****ed me off. So I threw the mother ****** into his boys. Not much more to say. Nothing became of it. Was fun, though. Definitely makes me smile to this day, lol .

That was almost 20 years ago - smh

 

[Hegemon]

I was entering the stadium with a few friends and had on a t shirt that read, "Were you even alive in 85?" Some Gator fan was with his friends, decided to be that guy, and tried to grab me.

He ripped my shirt a little, which ****ed me off. So I threw the mother ****** into his boys. Not much more to say. Nothing became of it. Was fun, though. Definitely makes me smile to this day, lol .

That was almost 20 years ago - smh

Lol worth it.

I refuse to ever go to Gainesville again.

 

[passitback]

Lol worth it.

I refuse to ever go to Gainesville again.

**** that. I had a blast!

Was at this redneck bar. They were charging .25 cents per pitcher! The price increased by a quarter every 15 minutes until it hit like $3.00? I don't remember, though. LOL. Nobody does. I don't think that you are supposed to.

Truth is I don't even know what kind of beer I was drinking, or if it was really beer!

Good times in the swamp... Didn't care to watch us lose, but it made the victory in Miami that much sweeter to witness.

 

[Hegemon]

**** that. I had a blast!

Was at this redneck bar. They were charging .25 cents per pitcher! The price increased by a quarter every 15 minutes until it hit like $3.00? I don't remember, though. LOL. Nobody does. I don't think that you are supposed to.

Truth is I don't even know what kind of beer I was drinking, or if it was really beer!

Good times in the swamp... Didn't care to watch us lose, but it made the victory in Miami that much sweeter to witness.

Fair

I just know I'd get in a fight lol

 

[Hold My Beer]

Good times in the swamp

I actually like Gainesville and Tallahassee when school's out and UF/FSU students are gone

 

[Brains]

I actually like Gainesville and Tallahassee when school's out and UF/FSU students are gone

In Jan 2020, I was only in Tallahassee for about 36 hours, so I've never had enough time to see what it was like without those pukes.

 

[SWFLHurricane]

In Jan 2020, I was only in Tallahassee for about 36 hours, so I've never had enough time to see what it was like without those pukes.

Tallahassee is a F-ing dump....

 

[passitback]

I actually like Gainesville and Tallahassee when school's out and UF/FSU students are gone

Probably better, lol. I've never been to Tally. Haven't been to Canesville without students in session.

 

[klineski96]

 

[DoctorKrazey]

Having spent my younger years in South Florida and my later years in North Florida, those of the northern variety have a special “gene se qua” about themselves which can’t be ignored. By that, I mean a wardrobe full of Bike coaches shorts, family outings to Wal-Mart, trucks so high they touch the clouds, and a lack of deference to dental hygiene. I humbly submit to you that those above the Ocala line are far, far worse.

 

[JG14]

Tallahassee has made major upgrades to restaurants and bars around the stadium in last 5 years. Still a dump but better than it was a while back. Can't speak on gainesville. Is the "Swamp" the go to bar before games still? I remember seeing A-Rod there is 2002 for that game

 

[JD08]

Having spent my younger years in South Florida and my later years in North Florida, those of the northern variety have a special “gene se qua” about themselves which can’t be ignored. By that, I mean a wardrobe full of Bike coaches shorts, family outings to Wal-Mart, trucks so high they touch the clouds, and a lack of deference to dental hygiene. I humbly submit to you that those above the Ocala line are far, far worse.

Not their fault.

 

[Hold My Beer]

Having spent my younger years in South Florida and my later years in North Florida, those of the northern variety have a special “gene se qua” about themselves which can’t be ignored. By that, I mean a wardrobe full of Bike coaches shorts, family outings to Wal-Mart, trucks so high they touch the clouds, and a lack of deference to dental hygiene.

Daytona Beach to Ocala to Cedar Key and everything in FL to the North = God's Country

Signed,

#CanesFanInEnemyTerritory

 

[Hold My Beer]

I humbly submit to you that those above the Ocala line are far, far worse.

*** backward North Florida bumpkin >>> Smug and entitled South Florida frat boy

Just for the comedy factor alone

 

[JG13]

Up here in central NC, there's a couple who lives in the golf club community behind my wine shop. They are UFag grads in their mid 50s. The guy wears pleated khaki shorts and boat shoes year round with a white polo Gators shirt. Swarmy as **** and only drink ****** overpriced juice bombs like Caymus, Rombauer, and SIlver Oak. They buy wine at Costco mostly and brag about the pricing (Costco is a loss leader ***** on well known brands). Wife has massive cankles with an ankle bracelet on one. I hate them