Alex Collins visiting campus tonight

[whoisalgolden]

What do you mean by the no sunshine comment?

A player lacking in sunshine will be more prone to violent acts of aggression on the field of play such as, but not limited to, throat stomps, eye gouges, ankle twists, ***** bites, arm bars.

As the amount of sunshine a player has increases, said player is more liable to become the victim, rather than the aggressor.

Players lacking in sunshine are often found on the corner of Poverty and Pain.

Interesting correlation: the '08 MNW class had the highest aggregate sunshine rating ever recorded at the Under Armour All-American game.

 

[moshated305]

"Sunshine" goes into their Sparq rating. Most camps test this immediately after the 40 time.

They hook the recruit up to an apparatus that looks like a lie detector and show them slides of puppies, couples holding hands, Christmas presents around a tree, etc. The effect of the joyful images on them is measured. The results are then put into a formula, and they are assigned a Sunshine rating - 10 being Richard Simmons, and 1 being the villain from No Country For Old Men.

Eddie Johnson, for example, did not record a score. On the first slide shown - kittens in a basket - he picked up the machine and bludgeoned the test taker to death. He then lit the room on fire and went across the street to McDonald's to get a Sweet Tea.

:ibisroflmao:

 

[AtrainCane]

"Sunshine" goes into their Sparq rating. Most camps test this immediately after the 40 time.

They hook the recruit up to an apparatus that looks like a lie detector and show them slides of puppies, couples holding hands, Christmas presents around a tree, etc. The effect of the joyful images on them is measured. The results are then put into a formula, and they are assigned a Sunshine rating - 10 being Richard Simmons, and 1 being the villain from No Country For Old Men.

Eddie Johnson, for example, did not record a score. On the first slide shown - kittens in a basket - he picked up the machine and bludgeoned the test taker to death. He then lit the room on fire and went across the street to McDonald's to get a Sweet Tea.

:ibisroflmao:

:ibisroflmao:

 

[Artist Formerly Known As]

"Sunshine" goes into their Sparq rating. Most camps test this immediately after the 40 time.

They hook the recruit up to an apparatus that looks like a lie detector and show them slides of puppies, couples holding hands, Christmas presents around a tree, etc. The effect of the joyful images on them is measured. The results are then put into a formula, and they are assigned a Sunshine rating - 10 being Richard Simmons, and 1 being the villain from No Country For Old Men.

Eddie Johnson, for example, did not record a score. On the first slide shown - kittens in a basket - he picked up the machine and bludgeoned the test taker to death. He then lit the room on fire and went across the street to McDonald's to get a Sweet Tea.

holy **** that's hilarious

 

[decleated]

Artie was there sitting with Earl Moore, Gabe terry, Tracy Howard, Deon Bush Duke Johnson his family coach D, Franklin and Golden ......one thing stood out about Artie THERE IS NO SUNSHINE IN HIS LIFE

Jermaine Grace was also there..

 

[RiDLer80]

Artie was there sitting with Earl Moore, Gabe terry, Tracy Howard, Deon Bush Duke Johnson his family coach D, Franklin and Golden ......one thing stood out about Artie THERE IS NO SUNSHINE IN HIS LIFE

Jermaine Grace was also there..

The U is a family.

I love what's going on.

 

[hoover437]

Whether we get the young fella or not, the best thread ever read! Keep it up fellas. Duke is a closer so Collins need to be careful.:quag:

 

[ScubaCane]

"Sunshine" goes into their Sparq rating. Most camps test this immediately after the 40 time.

They hook the recruit up to an apparatus that looks like a lie detector and show them slides of puppies, couples holding hands, Christmas presents around a tree, etc. The effect of the joyful images on them is measured. The results are then put into a formula, and they are assigned a Sunshine rating - 10 being Richard Simmons, and 1 being the villain from No Country For Old Men.

Eddie Johnson, for example, did not record a score. On the first slide shown - kittens in a basket - he picked up the machine and bludgeoned the test taker to death. He then lit the room on fire and went across the street to McDonald's to get a Sweet Tea.

:ibisroflmao:

Gold Jerry, gold

 

[Dwinstitles]

Just go through watching the tape///I like Collins.. but am I the only one who thinks that Duke's Sr. highlight Film was much better?

Dukes film is better but the way AC runs seems like kid is a NFL back. Steven Jackson type runner.

 

[LA'Cane818]

"Sunshine" goes into their Sparq rating. Most camps test this immediately after the 40 time.

They hook the recruit up to an apparatus that looks like a lie detector and show them slides of puppies, couples holding hands, Christmas presents around a tree, etc. The effect of the joyful images on them is measured. The results are then put into a formula, and they are assigned a Sunshine rating - 10 being Richard Simmons, and 1 being the villain from No Country For Old Men.

Eddie Johnson, for example, did not record a score. On the first slide shown - kittens in a basket - he picked up the machine and bludgeoned the test taker to death. He then lit the room on fire and went across the street to McDonald's to get a Sweet Tea.

Well ****. That's one malcontent young man.

 

[BiltmoreCANE]

"Sunshine" goes into their Sparq rating. Most camps test this immediately after the 40 time.

They hook the recruit up to an apparatus that looks like a lie detector and show them slides of puppies, couples holding hands, Christmas presents around a tree, etc. The effect of the joyful images on them is measured. The results are then put into a formula, and they are assigned a Sunshine rating - 10 being Richard Simmons, and 1 being the villain from No Country For Old Men.

Eddie Johnson, for example, did not record a score. On the first slide shown - kittens in a basket - he picked up the machine and bludgeoned the test taker to death. He then lit the room on fire and went across the street to McDonald's to get a Sweet Tea.

OMFG! Off to the Classics with this one.

 

[maximegauthierl]

"Sunshine" goes into their Sparq rating. Most camps test this immediately after the 40 time.

They hook the recruit up to an apparatus that looks like a lie detector and show them slides of puppies, couples holding hands, Christmas presents around a tree, etc. The effect of the joyful images on them is measured. The results are then put into a formula, and they are assigned a Sunshine rating - 10 being Richard Simmons, and 1 being the villain from No Country For Old Men.

Eddie Johnson, for example, did not record a score. On the first slide shown - kittens in a basket - he picked up the machine and bludgeoned the test taker to death. He then lit the room on fire and went across the street to McDonald's to get a Sweet Tea.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to WhatTheHell again.

/this is the greatest post in the history of the world.