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The Franchise said:
reg said:
If Chatfield chooses UF over UM, I am sending my wife down to Gainesville to learn from his girlfriend, because her p'ussy must be magical.

My wife will come back to Jacksonville and put me under the spell of her new found gift. I will then share with this board, the secret of this 8th wonder of the world so that we can spread the word to each upcoming UM recruit about the effects of magical p'ussy and how it can cause you to make irrational choices like choosing UF of The U.

My wife and I are committed to finding out the truth. We can't lose recruits because of a magical p'ussy. Through this research, on the surface, it may seem as though I will reap a reward because of my wife new tricks. However, I assure you, this will not benefit me personally in any way, but the job has to be done for the sake of the future of our football program.
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The Poet is a true humanitarian. I appreciate you taking the bullet of magical pvssy to better our recruiting ventures, friend.
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A crazy level of sacrifice for the team.
 
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Ibis Wingz said:
reg said:
If Chatfield chooses UF over UM, I am sending my wife down to Gainesville to learn from his girlfriend, because her p'ussy must be magical.

My wife will come back to Jacksonville and put me under the spell of her new found gift. I will then share with this board, the secret of this 8th wonder of the world so that we can spread the word to each upcoming UM recruit about the effects of magical p'ussy and how it can cause you to make irrational choices like choosing UF of The U.

My wife and I are committed to finding out the truth. We can't lose recruits because of a magical p'ussy. Through this research, on the surface, it may seem as though I will reap a reward because of my wife new tricks. However, I assure you, this will not benefit me personally in any way, but the job has to be done for the sake of the future of our football program.
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Beware of the draw leg soup.
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And the spaghetti


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plantcity3 said:
Ibis Wingz said:
reg said:
If Chatfield chooses UF over UM, I am sending my wife down to Gainesville to learn from his girlfriend, because her p'ussy must be magical.

My wife will come back to Jacksonville and put me under the spell of her new found gift. I will then share with this board, the secret of this 8th wonder of the world so that we can spread the word to each upcoming UM recruit about the effects of magical p'ussy and how it can cause you to make irrational choices like choosing UF of The U.

My wife and I are committed to finding out the truth. We can't lose recruits because of a magical p'ussy. Through this research, on the surface, it may seem as though I will reap a reward because of my wife new tricks. However, I assure you, this will not benefit me personally in any way, but the job has to be done for the sake of the future of our football program.
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Beware of the draw leg soup.
Click to expand...

And the spaghetti


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Never heard of draw leg spaghetti.
 
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OriginalCanesCanesCanes said:
Why are people obsessing over Chatfield?

It’s obsessing just to be obsessing.

Did he have bacon and eggs with his boys this morning? Like that’s going to make any difference.

He’s either buying into UF’s bullshlt about how they’re going to use him in their new 3-4 pattycakes defensive scheme as a linebacker (I don’t think he has the skill set for a linebacker or size for a 3-4 end, but that’s just me) - maybe in combination with Cupid - or he’s sold into Miami. I doubt when he has offered makes a difference. But that’s Broke’s bizarre narrative because he’s had a thing for Chatfield.

Not sweating him either way.
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He's a good prospect at a position of need that could contribute right away. The numbers are very light at DE right now and two of the four returning players have injury concerns.
 
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The Franchise said:
plantcity3 said:
Ibis Wingz said:
reg said:
If Chatfield chooses UF over UM, I am sending my wife down to Gainesville to learn from his girlfriend, because her p'ussy must be magical.

My wife will come back to Jacksonville and put me under the spell of her new found gift. I will then share with this board, the secret of this 8th wonder of the world so that we can spread the word to each upcoming UM recruit about the effects of magical p'ussy and how it can cause you to make irrational choices like choosing UF of The U.

My wife and I are committed to finding out the truth. We can't lose recruits because of a magical p'ussy. Through this research, on the surface, it may seem as though I will reap a reward because of my wife new tricks. However, I assure you, this will not benefit me personally in any way, but the job has to be done for the sake of the future of our football program.
Click to expand...

Beware of the draw leg soup.
Click to expand...

And the spaghetti


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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Never heard of draw leg spaghetti.
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I’m not even sure what draw leg soup is. Based off context, “special spaghetti” does the same thing. A myth among AA is that you never eat your ole lady’s spaghetti while she is on her menstrual


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Just figured I’d give props to the mods real quick

It’s impossible to completely eliminate the BS on an internet message board, but guys have at least been trying to keep this board on track.

The effort is appreciated.
 
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The Franchise said:
reg said:
If Chatfield chooses UF over UM, I am sending my wife down to Gainesville to learn from his girlfriend, because her p'ussy must be magical.

My wife will come back to Jacksonville and put me under the spell of her new found gift. I will then share with this board, the secret of this 8th wonder of the world so that we can spread the word to each upcoming UM recruit about the effects of magical p'ussy and how it can cause you to make irrational choices like choosing UF of The U.

My wife and I are committed to finding out the truth. We can't lose recruits because of a magical p'ussy. Through this research, on the surface, it may seem as though I will reap a reward because of my wife new tricks. However, I assure you, this will not benefit me personally in any way, but the job has to be done for the sake of the future of our football program.
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The Poet is a true humanitarian. I appreciate you taking the bullet of magical pvssy to better our recruiting ventures, friend.
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The U over everything. Anything for this program. I am but a humble servant, my friend.
 
Canes_ said:
OriginalCanesCanesCanes said:
Why are people obsessing over Chatfield?

It’s obsessing just to be obsessing.

Did he have bacon and eggs with his boys this morning? Like that’s going to make any difference.

He’s either buying into UF’s bullshlt about how they’re going to use him in their new 3-4 pattycakes defensive scheme as a linebacker (I don’t think he has the skill set for a linebacker or size for a 3-4 end, but that’s just me) - maybe in combination with Cupid - or he’s sold into Miami. I doubt when he has offered makes a difference. But that’s Broke’s bizarre narrative because he’s had a thing for Chatfield.

Not sweating him either way.
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He's a good prospect at a position of need that could contribute right away. The numbers are very light at DE right now and two of the four returning players have injury concerns.
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Chatfield would be a great addition but if he doesn't commit it's nothing. He's a WDE, that position isn't as big of a need as the SDE spot. Chatman is a more important recruit in that regard.

Regardless he is a lock ppl whining about him not taking an unofficial, he's been here more than hes been to any other school, both his parents want him at UM, and Nesta, Surtain, and Campbell are committing to UM. So theres nothing left to do for him to make the obvious choice which I'm sure he's made awhile ago.
 
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