Lou Holtz was so mad he misplaced his false goat teeth and therefore unavailable for comment yesterday. They carving replacements from a remote oak tree at Notre Dame which wont be ready until later in the week. He will then comment...since his teeth clack too much, we probably wont know what he is saying anyways. His token, human sperm depository Mark May will have to interpret.
Someone needs to tell that clown that he could of bid on the same silent auction prize to lead the team out of the tunnel as Shapiro did. It was an open opportunity to support the school. Facts are often too inconvenient for those in the wrong.