A Modest Proposal - let's beat GaTech 223-0

Not to brag, but back when I was in high school, my ***** was in the Guinness Book of World Records. The librarian made me take it out.
 

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First series on offense for Cam Ward:

  • Take a knee
  • Put both middle fingers up in the air
  • Do a 360 degree turn so everyone (GT fans, coaches, players etc) can see it
  • Take the 15 yard penalty
  • Throw a 75 yard touchdown
  • Followed by a team wide Degeneration X suck it celebration in the endzone.


    Eff GT.
 
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I didn’t know this about why Ga Tech ran it up….

The fact that Cumberland's baseball team had crushed Georgia Tech earlier that year 22–0 (amidst allegations that Cumberland used professionals as ringers) probably accounted for Georgia Tech coach John Heisman's running up the score on the Bulldogs, as Heisman was also Georgia Tech's baseball coach.

John Heisman ran up the score….hmmmmmn…
 
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