If FU and Forfeit State became FAU-level programs, it would please me.
If neither team ever won another football game ever again, it would please me.
If the situation got so dire they each had to quit football, it would please me.
If their having to quit football meant their athletic departments could no longer be in a P5 conference, it would please me.
If their ouster from their conferences meant they had to defund a bunch of other sports because they couldn't afford them, it would please me.
If all this lack of marketing negatively impacted both universities as public institutions of higher learning, it would please me.
I want nothing good for them, ever, in anything.
All the Worst and No Regards,
No_Fly_Zone