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Husband: "I'm 100% committed to you, honey."
Wife: "That's sweet."
Husband: "If a finer chick wants me to smash I'm divorcing you though. Don't get comfortable."
"Maybe in sickness, probably in health, until death do us part, or you get a little pudgy, we'll see."