2016 QB Allison All in on Miami

[BigPoopaCane]

U CANT PICK YOUR OWN NICKNAME

POOPS DIDNT PICK POOPS DA GOD FOR HIS NICKNAME

 

[slider6]

Do we know if this kid plans on being an Early Entry yet?

 

[Billy D Williams]

Call him what you want as long as you call him Committed! But inevitably there will be some who says, "Hope he stick". I just wish all those offensive players will start friending some DT's and getting a couple signed up.

 

[whoopingcane]

Lo-Jack

 

[Ohio_Cane]

He would've chosen Cactus Jack had you explained it lol

 

[caneforlifeforreal]

Quarterback U's Throwback Jack Attack

Not really a roll off the tongue nickname but I can definitely see it being a headline

 

[caneforlifeforreal]

Rifleman Jack w the SouthBeach Swag Attack

 

[Chuckles]

With the increasing algae bloom it's getting harder and harder to get anything worthwhile out of reading this forum.

 

[whoopingcane]

Jork Al's Son

 

[JHallCanes]

He would've chosen Cactus Jack had you explained it lol

The fact that he didnt know what it meant makes me feel ******* old

 

[The Franchise]

Jackalope

 

[valid]

He would've chosen Cactus Jack had you explained it lol

Once Tito mentioned "King of Hardcore", Allison probably would've hung up and decommitted.

 

[Tad Footeball]

Where do I get my cookie for first suggesting "Jack Attack"? I'll give the guy that mentioned coupling it with "Shaq Attack" for Quarterman a bite.....and because I mentioned it in conjunction with saying I hope Allison puts on a few lbs. Gotta love this kid though. See him and Patchan as Duke type "Miami born and bred" guys on the upcoming teams.

 

[nattiel305]

Jack cane like that movie with Joe cane the football player. Forgot the movie.

 

[BigPoopaCane]

JACK OFF ALLISON

 

[Calinative]

If he grows a beard at any point, I'm calling him Wolfman Jack.

 

[frank1886]

JACK OFF ALLISON

No.

 

[BigPoopaCane]

JACK OFF ALLISON

No.

YES

.

 

[AllbouttheU]

Jack The Ripper’ isn’ t a friendly name (laughs)

We not back.

 

[pbcup]

Urban dictionary definition of a cactus jack...
The real form of this phrase is similar to a *********ory experience known as "The Stranger" (in which you sit on your hand until it is numb and ********** so that it feels like someone else is doing it)

The only variance is that when doing a "Cactus Jack" you wait for partial numbness to restore until you feel the "Pins and needles" in your hand. You then ********** and it feels like you're jacking off a real cactus.

Other Notes: It does not matter much if you reach climax during this as real cacti retain liquid and cannot ******.

Should you jack off a real cactus please seek immediate medical help.
John was giving himself a stranger in the closet when suddenly it turned into a god awful Cactus Jack situation when the feeling in his hand came back. Next time John will sit on both of his hands before an attempt.