2 days later and I'm still smiling ear to ear!

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Wait, you ate a "real" philly, with a knife? Sophisticated ****!

They stuck a giant steak knife in the middle of the sandwich because apparently the waitress sized me up and viewed me as a man that was too limp-wristed to handle a full-sized hoagie.
 
Wait, you ate a "real" philly, with a knife? Sophisticated ****!

They stuck a giant steak knife in the middle of the sandwich because apparently the waitress sized me up and viewed me as a man that was too limp-wristed to handle a full-sized hoagie.

I am from Philly. Well said, sir.

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Gata fan #1- You guys won the game. You really need to keep piling on with this ****?
18 hours ago via mobile · Like
Me- yep!!!!
18 hours ago · Like
Gata fan #1- When was that checklist made? Yesterday? I guess they need something to hang their hat on seeing as they haven't been relevant to college football in at least 5 years.
18 hours ago via mobile · Like
Me- Yeah it probably was, but all the info on the list isn't. Keep on hating!!! it don't matter if we were relevant that last 5 years we sure as **** were relevant on saturday and thats all that matters. And since UF wont ever schedule MIAMI again we will always have the last laugh!!!! 21-16!!!! **** THE GAYTURDS AND THE SEC!!!!
18 hours ago · Like
Gata fan #1- I don't hate Miami. They don't keep me awake at night. Miami won, it is what it is.
18 hours ago via mobile · Like
Me- Well this post sure got you jimmies rustled!!!
18 hours ago · Like
Gata fan #1- It's been two days. The game is over, you guys won, and I've been hit with the realization I spent money on Bucs season tickets this year.
18 hours ago via mobile · Like
Gata fan #1- Wouldn't you be rustled?
18 hours ago via mobile · Like
Me- thats what happens when you like ****** teams
18 hours ago · Like
Gata fan #1- Aren't you a Cubs fan?
18 hours ago via mobile · Like · 1
Gata fan #2- The only one hating here is you. The game is over. I realize the last time Miami was relevant, you couldn't even drink alcohol. Move on to your next game and grow up. You are acting like a douche bag.
17 hours ago via mobile · Like · 3
Me- The douchbaggery has only just begun lol
17 hours ago via mobile · Like
Me- Yep I am a cubs fan and I wish I could have season tickets cause I would be at every home game win or lose unlike rays fans, we have one of the worst teams in baseball and still put more butts in the seats then the rays
17 hours ago via mobile · Like
Me- Hey Gata fan #2 wait till you see your office haha
17 hours ago via mobile · Like
Gata fan #1 Because most people here don't care about the Rays unless their team comes into town. Or we make the playoffs and everyone bandwagons them.
17 hours ago via mobile · Like
Harry Carey is GOAT- Gata fan #1 and Gata fan #2 got their wittle feewings hurt...**** the Gators suck! Go canes baby
4 hours ago · Unlike · 1

Some facebook convo that went down with a couple Gata fans after I posted a pic of the check list lol
 
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