🚨 BREAKING NEWS - DMONEY SAYS ALONZO IS COMING 🚨

[Negro-Wan Kanobi]

Won't take my pants off until its official

 

[Squid Bumciorek]

Then you don't remember the Rock.

AH good reminder! I was thinking of Polynesian last names and forgot about Johnston.

 

[Squid Bumciorek]

He either don’t remember him because rock road the bench or because the rock is biracial.

I'm 40, so the Rock was a long time ago. So far that's one Polynesian cat in like 3 decades.

 

[rekofred]

Finger in the butt and everything.

With your sense of humor, I'm afraid if we ever had a chance to tailgate one of us would wind up arrested.
That was hysterical. Very well played and just subtle enough

 

[allbouttheu2001]

How long until its official?

 

[Cribby]

I'm 40, so the Rock was a long time ago. So far that's one Polynesian cat in like 3 decades.

His dad is black , that’s why he doesn’t carry the normal Polynesian last name.

 

[The Svengali]

Im not buying it. Need to see something signed and sealed

 

[Squid Bumciorek]

His dad is black , that’s why he doesn’t carry the normal Polynesian last name.

So then Miami has had 0.5 Polynesian players since 1988. Lol

 

[Cribby]

So then Miami has had 0.5 Polynesian players since 1988. Lol

yes

 

[TheMatador]

He either don’t remember him because rock road the bench or because the rock is biracial.

Rock played but he was not a starter. Played behind Sapp and Riley. His mother is Samoan and his father is a mixed race but mostly Black Nova Scotian. So yes, he is biracial.

Who could not remember him? His father was a nationally-known wrestler and he was a well-known family of Samoan wrestlers.

 

[supersaiyanshel]

I’d do that but Lupoi is going to the Falcons.

Just saw that. Thanks.

 

[Squid Bumciorek]

yes

Thanks. I will amend my original statement and say I can't remember Miami ever having one Polynesian player on the rooster. The Rock counts as .5. Need to find another. 5 Polynesian player to add up to 1.

 

[Cribby]

Rock played but he was not a starter. Played behind Sapp and Riley. His mother is Samoan and his father is a mixed race but mostly Black Nova Scotian. So yes, he is biracial.

Who could not remember him? His father was a nationally-known wrestler and he was a well-known family of Samoan wrestlers.

Rock would’ve been a lot better player if he hadn’t f’d his shoulder up. After the injury he was pretty much a bench warmer. Then tried the cfl.

I guess everything worked out after all, did all right in the wrasslin business and made a couple movies.

Btw Rocky Johnson was a tank.

 

[TheMatador]

I'm 40, so the Rock was a long time ago. So far that's one Polynesian cat in like 3 decades.

There don't seem to be a lot of Polynesians living in the eastern and southern US, at least that's my impression. Maybe why we haven't had many. If we were on the west coast it would probably be easier to recruit them. We have never had more than a few west coast kids at one time.

We had ten Texans on the 2001 team. How many Californians?

 

[TheMatador]

Rock would’ve been a lot better player if he hadn’t f’d his shoulder up. After the injury he was pretty much a bench warmer. Then tried the cfl.

I guess everything worked out after all, did all right in the wrasslin business and made a couple movies.

Btw Rocky Johnson was a tank.

You mean his father?

 

[Squid Bumciorek]

Rock played but he was not a starter. Played behind Sapp and Riley. His mother is Samoan and his father is a mixed race but mostly Black Nova Scotian. So yes, he is biracial.

Who could not remember him? His father was a nationally-known wrestler and he was a well-known family of Samoan wrestlers.

Bro, I'm lying in bed with snot pouring out my nose with the flu and full of medication. My memory isn't the sharpest right now. I remember the Maivia wrestling family. I'm a huge fan of pro wrestling history.

 

[Unsider]

Just read this. Regardless of what has transpired since, I have a slowly growing wet spot on the front of my pants...

 

[nystateofmind]

Just read this. Regardless of what has transpired since, I have a slowly growing wet spot on the front of my pants...

Wish I could help you with that.

 

[Cribby]

There don't seem to be a lot of Polynesians living in the eastern and southern US, at least that's my impression. Maybe why we haven't had many. If we were on the west coast it would probably be easier to recruit them. We have never had more than a few west coast kids at one time.

We had ten Texans on the 2001 team. How many Californians?

A lot of Mormons hit the islands up on their Mormon missions. So there’s a large amount of Polynesians becoming Mormons, that’s how Utah and BYU have so many of those monsters on their ol/dl’s

 

[Jaxson Villain]

Rock would’ve been a lot better player if he hadn’t f’d his shoulder up. After the injury he was pretty much a bench warmer. Then tried the cfl.

I guess everything worked out after all, did all right in the wrasslin business and made a couple movies.

Btw Rocky Johnson was a tank.

I’d say, he probably has the highest net worth of all of our former football players