🚨 BREAKING NEWS - DMONEY SAYS ALONZO IS COMING 🚨

[1LuvCane]

I don't know Man...He looks terrible...

DDP Yoga...

 

[Fly1]

I’m hearing a couple of things....wow!

...go on

 

[nystateofmind]

I don't know Man...He looks terrible...

He had a spinal stroke ten years ago.

He was a quadriplegic for a year and couldn’t walk or drive for two years.

It’s a minor miracle he’s even in the shape he’s in now.

 

[Kjdcanefan]

The Rock said he was always very self conscious about it , there’s actually a scientific term for what he had. I guess it’s a breast reduction lol

Gynomastia. Some skinny nerd I deployed with started shooting up in Afghanistan. The kid didnt know how to cycle off properly and ended up growing more *** than pec.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Yes. Rocky.


Dwayne was called Rocky because of his father, they just eventually dropped the Y.

Dwayne was called Dewey. Didn’t go by Rock or Rocky until he wrestled.

 

[jkdood]

Does this mean there will finally be someone on the Canes staff that knows as much about football as certain CIS posters?

 

[ben]

He had a spinal stroke ten years ago.

He was a quadriplegic for a year and couldn’t walk or drive for two years.

It’s a minor miracle he’s even in the shape he’s in now.

bet he could still knock someone out with that metal plate in his forearm

 

[Cribby]

Dwayne was called Dewey. Didn’t go by Rock or Rocky until he wrestled.

Yeah , I was talking in wrasslin business. His gimmick was rocky Mavia. He got Dewey while at UM right?

 

[Cribby]

I don't know Man...He looks terrible...

He had a horrible car wreck too,I think that’s what caused the spinal problems and stroke. Dude was on pills and drugs really bad. He was farting Miss Elizabeth and he rubbed off on her too, she od’d in a hotel room.

It’s a minor miracle he’s in as good of shape as he is now.

 

[TemplarCane]

and D.J. Williams. Trying to think of others.

Geoff and Gino Toretta
Scott Covington
Brad Kaaya

 

[Cribby]

Geoff and Gino Toretta
Scott Covington
Brad Kaaya

Bar the legend milo

 

[TemplarCane]

The Rock said he got his wrestling one-liner “Whip all their candy asses” and “know your role and shut your mouth” from his UM DL coach.

 

[Cribby]

The Rock said he got his wrestling one-liner “Whip all their candy asses” from his UM DL coach.

Tbh he was able to be so good at the gimmick because of his time at UM. The swag and ****iness was all cane

 

[TheOriginalCane]

The Rock said he got his wrestling one-liner “Whip all their candy asses” from his UM DL coach.

Orgeron.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Yeah , I was talking in wrasslin business. His gimmick was rocky Mavia. He got Dewey while at UM right?

Yeah, and probably even earlier. I’ve heard it said that it was based on Dwayne, and “Baby Dewey”.

 

[JHallCanes]

Getting tired of this ****

 

[nystateofmind]

Getting tired of this ****

You sound stressed.

 

[Otowncane]

I don't think Lupoi is a good DC but he brings the Polynesian connection needed to get some of those big Samoans players that are instant starters on OL and DT. I cant remember UM ever having one* Polynesian player on the rooster.

*The Rock counts as 0.5 thanks for the reminder @TheMatador

I’m sure not on our rooster but maybe our roster.

 

[mirvin88]

Getting tired of this ****

 

[nystateofmind]