💩 just got real. We're not F'ing around. If Mario can't do it, shut the program down.

[DTP]

Diaz will always be a coordinator or a part of a culture that doesn't want to recruit. They want the easy gets and elite teams work hard on the trail. If u have that lazy attitude towards recruiting on any of your staff that's a huge weakness and it will rear it's ugly head later on or immediatley.

Supposedly this was why Kendal Briles isn't our offensive coordinator.

 

[Empirical Cane]

Where did it look like the football facility was going?

Wherever HC Super Mario Cristobigbals so deems it.

Mayor Vince Lago (of Coral Gables): Ahhh, Coach Cristobal. Welcome home. Go Canes! Thanks for stopping by to discuss permits and planning for a potential new football facility. Are you just thinking on tearing down what you have and start over?

HC Super Mario Cristobigbal: Shut the fûck up you simp. You and your staff pack your shít. We are taking the entire City Hall parcel for whatever we need.

Mayor Vince Lago (of Coral Gables): Wait, what!? Where are we supposed to go?

HC Super Mario Cristobigbal: IDGAF. Bulldozers will be here tomorrow morning. I suggest you get boxes now.

 

[AK_Cane]

Went to the elite camp Saturday.
First and foremost...
Completely different energy around the program right now.

Some notes...

1. Elite prospects all over. I think we all knew that, but to see all these kids in person is a different ballgame. First thing Miami did after having kids/family sign in, is measure every prospects's height and weight. You had to do that before you even entered the building. I made the coaches do me, and after measuring in at 6'2" 307lbs they asked if I had any eligibility left to add to the DT depth. So if you guys see an unknown walk-on on the roster this spring, or a player on the sideline eating lemon pepper wings between possessions, you'll know who it is. I'm trying my best to get jersey #69.

2. We are no longer fvckin' around. There will be no more excuses. There is full investment and we are finally trying to play with the big boys. Mario revealed the plans for a completely new football building/facility. Mario requested no pics/videos so we weren't able to get shots of it...but it's serious. Bama level facilities. He said the building will likely be 4/5 stories high. THE BEST OF THE BEST. No stone unturned. Massive weight room with 20 built-in platforms and the entire wall will be made of glass, with a full view of the practice field. A ridiculous student lounge with the latest technology and videos games. A cafe that seats 150 people. The list goes on and on. It's simply much easier to just describe it as BEST OF THE BEST. Nobody will have the facility advantage on us anymore, including Bama.

3. I was told by Salavea and Stroud that we will be running a 4-front. It'll be a 4-2-5 structure. We we not be basing out of an Odd front, so we can throw those speculations out of the window. It's still possible that we could get Dorlus from Oregon. He will play mainly DE here. Salavea is not allowed to communicate with him any longer, so the ball is in Dorlus' court. We'd all love to see him come home, but Oregon is negative recruiting Miami and talking about how we don't even have a DC yet. I know Dorlus is tired of playing inside (DT) so much, but he kinda had to at Oregon. What he might fail to understand is, if he stays at Oregon he'll continue to play inside. Lanning is a 3-4 guy. At Miami he'll play outside. Salavea is pumped about the young talent at DT here, and really NEEDS Dorlus at DE. Let's hope the kid comes home. Salavea said he's an early round draft pick.

4. ENERGY, ENERGY, ENERGY! Everybody Mario has brought so far has big energy. Salavea gets pumped the **** up when he speaks about ball, very animated. Can't say whether he's better or worse than Simpson, but he's DIFFERENT. Simpson doesn't give you the feeling that he would ring your neck or that he could still suit up if he had to. Salavea, on the other hand, might walk into a kid's living room and scare him into signing with Miami.
Feld is a certified lunatic. When we arrived to the event, he had a group of players in the weight room lifting so we got to watch him in action. When we spoke in front of the crowd, he was the only one who declined to use a microphone. Dude would rather shout. He talked about neck strength, which was interesting, and placing an emphasis on core. Doesn't care to have a roster full of guys who can squat 600lbs but can't play ball and/or stay healthy or be explosive/flexible. One of the players I spoke to likes Feld much better than the last guy. He said the last guy was all about "punishing" players, and just working them, instead of being more focused on actual goals. (not verbatim, but that was the gist) He just said that Feld is more detailed. Words used to describe him were "lit" and "beast".

5. You can see how/why Mario's staff recruits well. Mirabal, Mario and Salavea are all very personable, humble and people oriented. None of that pompous/nerd energy that Manny and some of the former guys oozed from their skin. We literally had a discussion at the event about this issue. (a few HS guys and I) Mario gives off a much more genuine and personable energy. Even one of the position coaches kinda eluded to this. He also said that under Manny we were "figuring stuff out", like on the fly. Mario is like 'boom, boom, boom' this is WTF is going on. This is what happens when you hire an experienced/qualified guy.

6. THERE ARE NO MORE EXCUSES!!! Whatever resource Miami doesn't have, it's coming. We've got big-time people backing Mario. We've got money. We will soon have EVERYTHING the big dawg programs have. All the same toys. We also have a local 7-on-7 team full of elite talent that is funded/sponsored by Ruiz. That's a massive resource that many programs do not have. It's about to get A LOT harder for other schools to come down here and snatch our kids. AND IT'S ABOUT TO BECOME IMPOSSIBLE TO NEGATIVE-RECRUIT AGAINST MIAMI. They won't be able to point at our lack of resources, point at our facilities, point at our staff, etc. Plus we're fvckin' located in a world renowned city.

IF MARIO CAN'T DO THIS, PACK UP THE PROGRAM!!!
Because we're about to have everything we need. If the play-calling/coaching is halfway decent WE BACK.

Bruh

 

[AK_Cane]

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Little things like this matters man! smh.

I thought they fixed this? The **** were they doing?

 

[AK_Cane]

Supposedly this was why Kendal Briles isn't our offensive coordinator.

Hog boy

 

[PIPO]

You also fellated Manny when he brought beer to a Coaching Conference.

I once hung out at a *** bar in Savannah, Georgia because the beer pictures were $3 each. There were dikk pictures in the bathroom and it was a bit traumatizing but $3 pictures, bro. Sometimes it is what it is.

Edit: typing too fast - pitchers of beers.
The dikkk pictures were free

 

[TheOriginalCane]

I'll say it again. You look nothing like your profile pic.

Well, Trabis Ward is dead now, so I guess that's a compliment.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

I once hung out at a *** bar in Savannah, Georgia because the beer pictures were $3 each. There were dikk pictures in the bathroom and it was a bit traumatizing but $3 pictures, bro. Sometimes it is what it is.

Good lord, if the pictures of beer were $3, I can only imagine how much the pitchers of beer cost...

 

[TheOriginalCane]

He was told this by a current player...

It doesn't matter, it's still bullsh!te.

Not the "improvements" part, but the "players only get one McDonald's Happy Meal per day" part.

 

[canecrazy23]

Went to the elite camp Saturday.
First and foremost...
Completely different energy around the program right now.

Some notes...

1. Elite prospects all over. I think we all knew that, but to see all these kids in person is a different ballgame. First thing Miami did after having kids/family sign in, is measure every prospects's height and weight. You had to do that before you even entered the building. I made the coaches do me, and after measuring in at 6'2" 307lbs they asked if I had any eligibility left to add to the DT depth. So if you guys see an unknown walk-on on the roster this spring, or a player on the sideline eating lemon pepper wings between possessions, you'll know who it is. I'm trying my best to get jersey #69.

2. We are no longer fvckin' around. There will be no more excuses. There is full investment and we are finally trying to play with the big boys. Mario revealed the plans for a completely new football building/facility. Mario requested no pics/videos so we weren't able to get shots of it...but it's serious. Bama level facilities. He said the building will likely be 4/5 stories high. THE BEST OF THE BEST. No stone unturned. Massive weight room with 20 built-in platforms and the entire wall will be made of glass, with a full view of the practice field. A ridiculous student lounge with the latest technology and videos games. A cafe that seats 150 people. The list goes on and on. It's simply much easier to just describe it as BEST OF THE BEST. Nobody will have the facility advantage on us anymore, including Bama.

3. I was told by Salavea and Stroud that we will be running a 4-front. It'll be a 4-2-5 structure. We we not be basing out of an Odd front, so we can throw those speculations out of the window. It's still possible that we could get Dorlus from Oregon. He will play mainly DE here. Salavea is not allowed to communicate with him any longer, so the ball is in Dorlus' court. We'd all love to see him come home, but Oregon is negative recruiting Miami and talking about how we don't even have a DC yet. I know Dorlus is tired of playing inside (DT) so much, but he kinda had to at Oregon. What he might fail to understand is, if he stays at Oregon he'll continue to play inside. Lanning is a 3-4 guy. At Miami he'll play outside. Salavea is pumped about the young talent at DT here, and really NEEDS Dorlus at DE. Let's hope the kid comes home. Salavea said he's an early round draft pick.

4. ENERGY, ENERGY, ENERGY! Everybody Mario has brought so far has big energy. Salavea gets pumped the **** up when he speaks about ball, very animated. Can't say whether he's better or worse than Simpson, but he's DIFFERENT. Simpson doesn't give you the feeling that he would ring your neck or that he could still suit up if he had to. Salavea, on the other hand, might walk into a kid's living room and scare him into signing with Miami.
Feld is a certified lunatic. When we arrived to the event, he had a group of players in the weight room lifting so we got to watch him in action. When we spoke in front of the crowd, he was the only one who declined to use a microphone. Dude would rather shout. He talked about neck strength, which was interesting, and placing an emphasis on core. Doesn't care to have a roster full of guys who can squat 600lbs but can't play ball and/or stay healthy or be explosive/flexible. One of the players I spoke to likes Feld much better than the last guy. He said the last guy was all about "punishing" players, and just working them, instead of being more focused on actual goals. (not verbatim, but that was the gist) He just said that Feld is more detailed. Words used to describe him were "lit" and "beast".

5. You can see how/why Mario's staff recruits well. Mirabal, Mario and Salavea are all very personable, humble and people oriented. None of that pompous/nerd energy that Manny and some of the former guys oozed from their skin. We literally had a discussion at the event about this issue. (a few HS guys and I) Mario gives off a much more genuine and personable energy. Even one of the position coaches kinda eluded to this. He also said that under Manny we were "figuring stuff out", like on the fly. Mario is like 'boom, boom, boom' this is WTF is going on. This is what happens when you hire an experienced/qualified guy.

6. THERE ARE NO MORE EXCUSES!!! Whatever resource Miami doesn't have, it's coming. We've got big-time people backing Mario. We've got money. We will soon have EVERYTHING the big dawg programs have. All the same toys. We also have a local 7-on-7 team full of elite talent that is funded/sponsored by Ruiz. That's a massive resource that many programs do not have. It's about to get A LOT harder for other schools to come down here and snatch our kids. AND IT'S ABOUT TO BECOME IMPOSSIBLE TO NEGATIVE-RECRUIT AGAINST MIAMI. They won't be able to point at our lack of resources, point at our facilities, point at our staff, etc. Plus we're fvckin' located in a world renowned city.

IF MARIO CAN'T DO THIS, PACK UP THE PROGRAM!!!
Because we're about to have everything we need. If the play-calling/coaching is halfway decent WE BACK.

Thanks for the breakdown @Coach Macho

But my real question is where do you get your Lemon pepper wings?

 

[Gi0logy]

I once hung out at a *** bar in Savannah, Georgia because the beer pictures were $3 each. There were dikk pictures in the bathroom and it was a bit traumatizing but $3 pictures, bro. Sometimes it is what it is.

Pipo…I hate to break it to ya…but you don’t have to go to a *** bar just to look at pictures of wieners and beers.

That’s what the internet is for.

 

[Cryptical Envelopment]

I once hung out at a *** bar in Savannah, Georgia because the beer pictures were $3 each. There were dikk pictures in the bathroom and it was a bit traumatizing but $3 pictures, bro. Sometimes it is what it is.

Dude, I was in a similar situation once. There was this high-end bar with $9 beers, real trendy spot. But next to it was a *** bar with a sick happy hour, like $5 beers but also 2 for 1.

So I headed to the *** bar.

But then I stopped at the door because I suddenly remembered that 7-11s exist.

 

[PIPO]

Went to the elite camp Saturday.
First and foremost...
Completely different energy around the program right now.

Some notes...

1. Elite prospects all over. I think we all knew that, but to see all these kids in person is a different ballgame. First thing Miami did after having kids/family sign in, is measure every prospects's height and weight. You had to do that before you even entered the building. I made the coaches do me, and after measuring in at 6'2" 307lbs they asked if I had any eligibility left to add to the DT depth. So if you guys see an unknown walk-on on the roster this spring, or a player on the sideline eating lemon pepper wings between possessions, you'll know who it is. I'm trying my best to get jersey #69.

2. We are no longer fvckin' around. There will be no more excuses. There is full investment and we are finally trying to play with the big boys. Mario revealed the plans for a completely new football building/facility. Mario requested no pics/videos so we weren't able to get shots of it...but it's serious. Bama level facilities. He said the building will likely be 4/5 stories high. THE BEST OF THE BEST. No stone unturned. Massive weight room with 20 built-in platforms and the entire wall will be made of glass, with a full view of the practice field. A ridiculous student lounge with the latest technology and videos games. A cafe that seats 150 people. The list goes on and on. It's simply much easier to just describe it as BEST OF THE BEST. Nobody will have the facility advantage on us anymore, including Bama.

3. I was told by Salavea and Stroud that we will be running a 4-front. It'll be a 4-2-5 structure. We we not be basing out of an Odd front, so we can throw those speculations out of the window. It's still possible that we could get Dorlus from Oregon. He will play mainly DE here. Salavea is not allowed to communicate with him any longer, so the ball is in Dorlus' court. We'd all love to see him come home, but Oregon is negative recruiting Miami and talking about how we don't even have a DC yet. I know Dorlus is tired of playing inside (DT) so much, but he kinda had to at Oregon. What he might fail to understand is, if he stays at Oregon he'll continue to play inside. Lanning is a 3-4 guy. At Miami he'll play outside. Salavea is pumped about the young talent at DT here, and really NEEDS Dorlus at DE. Let's hope the kid comes home. Salavea said he's an early round draft pick.

4. ENERGY, ENERGY, ENERGY! Everybody Mario has brought so far has big energy. Salavea gets pumped the **** up when he speaks about ball, very animated. Can't say whether he's better or worse than Simpson, but he's DIFFERENT. Simpson doesn't give you the feeling that he would ring your neck or that he could still suit up if he had to. Salavea, on the other hand, might walk into a kid's living room and scare him into signing with Miami.
Feld is a certified lunatic. When we arrived to the event, he had a group of players in the weight room lifting so we got to watch him in action. When we spoke in front of the crowd, he was the only one who declined to use a microphone. Dude would rather shout. He talked about neck strength, which was interesting, and placing an emphasis on core. Doesn't care to have a roster full of guys who can squat 600lbs but can't play ball and/or stay healthy or be explosive/flexible. One of the players I spoke to likes Feld much better than the last guy. He said the last guy was all about "punishing" players, and just working them, instead of being more focused on actual goals. (not verbatim, but that was the gist) He just said that Feld is more detailed. Words used to describe him were "lit" and "beast".

5. You can see how/why Mario's staff recruits well. Mirabal, Mario and Salavea are all very personable, humble and people oriented. None of that pompous/nerd energy that Manny and some of the former guys oozed from their skin. We literally had a discussion at the event about this issue. (a few HS guys and I) Mario gives off a much more genuine and personable energy. Even one of the position coaches kinda eluded to this. He also said that under Manny we were "figuring stuff out", like on the fly. Mario is like 'boom, boom, boom' this is WTF is going on. This is what happens when you hire an experienced/qualified guy.

6. THERE ARE NO MORE EXCUSES!!! Whatever resource Miami doesn't have, it's coming. We've got big-time people backing Mario. We've got money. We will soon have EVERYTHING the big dawg programs have. All the same toys. We also have a local 7-on-7 team full of elite talent that is funded/sponsored by Ruiz. That's a massive resource that many programs do not have. It's about to get A LOT harder for other schools to come down here and snatch our kids. AND IT'S ABOUT TO BECOME IMPOSSIBLE TO NEGATIVE-RECRUIT AGAINST MIAMI. They won't be able to point at our lack of resources, point at our facilities, point at our staff, etc. Plus we're fvckin' located in a world renowned city.

IF MARIO CAN'T DO THIS, PACK UP THE PROGRAM!!!
Because we're about to have everything we need. If the play-calling/coaching is halfway decent WE BACK.

Coach Macho on the sidelines.

 

[grover]

Diaz will always be a coordinator or a part of a culture that doesn't want to recruit. They want the easy gets and elite teams work hard on the trail. If u have that lazy attitude towards recruiting on any of your staff that's a huge weakness and it will rear it's ugly head later on or immediatley.

This. It’s easy to have a keg party or some other event that someone else plans for you. It’s a lot harder to make 100 calls or texts a day personally and orchestrate another several hundred through your assistants, Plus do all the in person visits and campus meetings. I just don’t think Manny had the discipline, he was too much of a talker not enough of a grinder.

 

[PIPO]

Pipo…I hate to break it to ya…but you don’t have to go to a *** bar just to look at pictures of wieners and beers.

That’s what the internet is for.

Touché

 

[grover]

My favorite new “Mario” thing is, if he’s not happy with a current player (anything that’s about accountability or follow through) he HOLD HIS COACHES accountable first! He’s not playing. He’s paying them to win and expects them to be as elite or more so. He’s about positivity and accountability. Period end of story. Win everything all the time or get the **** out! EVERYONE INCLUDING COACHES

I’m going to mess this story up. But I remember reading back when Mario was our offensive line coach that several of the guys were having weight and eating issues. And Mario slept in front of the refrigerator at their apartment to make sure they would eat right and wouldn’t break their diets with the night munchies.

Does anyone remember reading that? I’m almost sure it was a Herald article at the time but I can’t find it on Google.

 

[Cribby]

Lmao at those who thought we were running a 3 man front

I posted it wasn’t true. Maybe hybrid but players knew it wasn’t a 3-4. Btw good stuff @Coach Macho

 

[PittsburghCane]

I bench 445, my top abs show (sometimes) and my bill of health is flawless. My 307 ain't like other people's 307.

Relax guy. We good.
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If I EVER said anything to offend you I take it all back.

 

[PIPO]

Dude, I was in a similar situation once. There was this high-end bar with $9 beers, real trendy spot. But next to it was a *** bar with a sick happy hour, like $5 beers but also 2 for 1.

So I headed to the *** bar.

But then I stopped at the door because I suddenly remembered that 7-11s exist.

We were going through town on our way to FL. Didn’t know it (no flag outside, etc) because it was a *** night until we walked in the bathroom and then the bar started to fill up with only dudes. We hogged the pool table and each round a different friend would have to go through the gauntlet to reach the bar.

 

[grover]

We were going through town on our way to FL. Didn’t know it (no flag outside, etc) because it was a *** night until we walked in the bathroom and then the bar started to fill up with only dudes. We hogged the pool table and each round a different friend would have to go through the gauntlet to reach the bar.

My man, why do you have to go and invite and NYSOM to the discussion? Now the thread is over.