Let's have a global thread as NLI's come in. Starts in a couple minutes

Signed:
Emory Williams
Christopher Johnson
Mark Fletcher
Ray Ray Joseph
Robby Washington
Jackson Carver
Riley Williams
Frankie Tinilau
Samson Okunlola
Francis Mauigoa
Tommy Kinsler
Antonio Tripp
Raul Aguirre
Marcellius Pulliam
Jayden Wayne
Joshua Horton
Collins Acheampong
Rueben Bain
Malik Bryant
Bobby Washington
Kaleb Spencer
Robert Stafford
Antione Jackson
Damari Brown
Punter Dylan Joyce

Commits we are Waiting on:
Cormani McClain (not announcing today per his mom)

Transfers:
Thomas Gore (signed)
Francisco Mauigoa (signed)

Pending announcement times:
• TBD - 4-star DB Conrad Hussey

 

First, I’d like to say to all of you ungrateful motherfvkaaaasssss, you’re WELCOME!!!!!

I stood at a Urinal at halftime of a Cane beat down at the hands of the Semenholes and I didn’t even look up. I looked dem boys in the eyes man. In the mothefvkking eyes of Mark Fletcher, Damari Brown and Brandon Innis and said…….. “We fvking need you fellas! We fvking need you, man!!!!!!!!! We need you boys to stay home and bring back up this U!!!!”

I proceeded to go and zip up, walk to the sink, wash my hands, dry them and then turn back around at them and yelled “We need youuuuuuuuuu!!!!!! as a drunken @Baba Yaga and a sober @WaterburyCane stared in amazement.

Then they watch me proceed to stop Francis and Franky in the hall and tell them “We need you man, we need you!!!!!”

Sorry I couldn’t bring Innis home for us, boys and girls. I failed us!! If anything, it probably sealed the deal for him to go to OSU.

I went 4/5 and still not hitting close to Cribby.

I will retire from Urinal recruiting as a result.

Go Canes!!!!!

It sucks when you go 99 yards and the closer can't punch it in.

 

Can someone explain the significance to me of this one?

Freak talent out of HS, iirc we wanted him as well... and then, he turned out to be a brutal headcase

 

Not sure if it’ll be today or later but the staff is still trying to add kids.

 

Here’s the updated 247 list; those w/o Green Checks mean they haven’t signed quite yet.

Still a lot of meat on the bone (pause, u sick ********)

2023 Top Football Recruits

The 247Sports rankings are determined by our recruiting analysts after countless hours of personal observations, film evaluation and input from our network of scouts.

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Wtf is up with Roderick Pleasant?

 

Just whelming now

Maybe next time wait until the day is over before you want to judge

 

Not sure if it’ll be today or later but the staff is still trying to add kids.

dropped out of school now we dumb rich

 

Not sure if it’ll be today or later but the staff is still trying to add kids.

Portal or HS or both?

 

Jesus H Christ

Hey Yoo! Hit the bu…Neva mind

 

Portal or HS or both?

The portal isn’t nowhere near fully going , that’ll crank up for UM after ESD. I wasn’t talking that.

 

The portal isn’t nowhere fully going , that’ll crank up for UM after ESD. I wasn’t talking that.

we still on flip alert (your avi) or we're done with that already?

 

Maybe next time wait until the day is over before you want to judge

If only I said "so far"

 

Just whelming now

Whelming means essentially the same as overwhelming.

 

I mean, look, the only reason why I'd even think about Gilbert is because he is a literal freak of nature athletically. The rest? **** to the **** no.

 

Wtf is up with Roderick Pleasant?

Good ?; SC fans believes he’s theirs, but Iunno, they think everyone is theirs. Smh. I haven’t really kept up w/ Serra’s recruiting in a minute b/c haven’t had any friends or relatives attend there since 2015.

 

If only I said "so far"

If only you didn't say anything to begin with

 

Any chance with ****ey or Cottrell? They're both showing still not signed on 247.

 

Whelming means essentially the same as overwhelming.

Truthfully I still find it underwhelming since we haven't checked any of the boxes I spelled out earlier, I just didn't want to argue with klein anymore

 

Not sure if it’ll be today or later but the staff is still trying to add kids.

Perhaps reeling in an outside receiver who hasn’t signed yet?

 

You 5 and 7 sign a top 5 class and people are crying.

Our fanbase is special.

 

University of Colorado ads at the bottom of my screen now man.

Deion lives in people’s heads and now also appears in our ads.