Why doesn't UM hire Vince Lombardi?

[Dingaan1828]

I know he's dead, but that just a poor excuse not to interview him. I don't think that should eliminate him for the job. If UM really wanted to win they would make this happen!

And, while I'm still drinking, and channeling some of the weirdness I've read here lately, how about Buddy Ryan as DC. Of course, we'd need someone to change his diapers.

 

[CaneTillIDie]

*throws tomatoes at OP*

 

[DeadPoets]

Can't afford to dig up his body. Small private school.

 

[Chuckles]

re: Lombardi

The school is already paying for a hobbit, there is no budget for a giant.*

*answered in the same spirit as OP's question

 

[caneforlifeforreal]

Honestly I'm glad the Op is openly making fun of the ******* idiots asking us to hire one of our biggest rival's most coveted asset in Bud Foster. VT would never let him leave and there is zero chance Al goes after him. It is the most retarded of musings.

And until the offseason when it becomes the most remote of possibilities it is quite stupid to keep starting threads about who our DC should be. It's very unlikely that Al fires Dono anyway despite what we all think, but I can assure you of one thing. He WILL NOT FIRE HIM DURING THE SEASON. Which is why talk right now about who we should hire is just beating your head against the wall stupid.

 

[hcanes100]

we honestly need to give serious consideration to my idea of the dislike button.