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Happy Flex Friday my Canes brothers and sisters!
We’ve been reading about USF for weeks as we’ve been enjoying our anabolic oatmeal every morning and now it’s our turn to talk
It’s time to #fillthosesleeves, fill those vials, grab a straw, and get ready for the next stop on the schedule!
So far so good for the 2024 Miami Hurricanes. After one of the most dominant all around performances in the history of the program, we move on to a tougher stretch of the schedule
Nothing has struck fear on the state of Florida like this since Bath Salts. And much like Bath Salts, if you get in the way, your face is getting eaten
Scanning the boards these last few weeks I’d say it’s about 50/50 on those that have accepted reality and those that have not
People are scared to believe
They’re scared to be hurt again
Their posts read like a soft *****
“They played Alabama tough” has been typed almost in a whisper. A floppy whiskey d**k of a rallying cry for those still traumatized
I could continue to ridicule such behavior but like any good spotter, it’s up to us to help
Therefore I am implementing something new
“Sponsor a Testosterone Starved CiS Poster”
This program intended on providing these much needed medications to those without access. Pick a buddy and uplift them.
No longer will we need to read these posts about “trap games” and Moral Victory U playing Alabama tough, or the vaunted Virginia Tech Hokies
When the Miami Hurricanes descend on the College Football Playoff I want to see Paul Finebaums pen*s head describe our ascent in these words:
Now that we put the solution in place, let’s talk about what’s on the horizon
Next stop? These guys:
I’m not gonna spend much time on talking about them. The board has over analyzed it enough
This is a throwback Miami team that relishes walking into someone else’s barn and beating the ******* brakes off of them. USF has some talent and some skill, but
Here’s why we beat the **** out of them in Prime Time:
Cam Ward: like General Sherman marching to the sea, Cam is leading this Miami Hurricane squad through the state of Florida, leaving a wake of destruction behind. If I could channel my inner Trabis Ward I would say….well…you know. He is him and he’s the most important player Miami has had in my fandom
Elijah Arroyo: this mfer splitting seams like Paranos girlfriend. Can’t block for **** but we don’t need him to. His hands are softer than our fans waking up in the middle of the night in the fetal position about Cal
Simeon Barrow: This offseason I thought our fans were putting WAY too much pressure on this dude to be the savior of the DL. He was good at MSU but not a world beater. I could already see our fans trashing him for not being something they created. Fortunately our other DTs have stepped up and this dude is doing his thing. I look for him to be big in this one
Wes: Talk about a glow up. People say you can’t take anything from a Spring Game, and while I agree for the most part, seeing Wes in run support during the SG was the opening. USF has the gimmick but I expect Wes to play like he was shot out of Peter North’s cannon
Verdict:
USF will be rowdy and ready but we are just too talented and too deep on offense to sweat this. With Cam and the receivers not accepting anything less than perfection our offense will carry us
Good guys 41
Bad Guys 17
We’ve been reading about USF for weeks as we’ve been enjoying our anabolic oatmeal every morning and now it’s our turn to talk
It’s time to #fillthosesleeves, fill those vials, grab a straw, and get ready for the next stop on the schedule!
So far so good for the 2024 Miami Hurricanes. After one of the most dominant all around performances in the history of the program, we move on to a tougher stretch of the schedule
Nothing has struck fear on the state of Florida like this since Bath Salts. And much like Bath Salts, if you get in the way, your face is getting eaten
Scanning the boards these last few weeks I’d say it’s about 50/50 on those that have accepted reality and those that have not
People are scared to believe
They’re scared to be hurt again
Their posts read like a soft *****
“They played Alabama tough” has been typed almost in a whisper. A floppy whiskey d**k of a rallying cry for those still traumatized
I could continue to ridicule such behavior but like any good spotter, it’s up to us to help
Therefore I am implementing something new
“Sponsor a Testosterone Starved CiS Poster”
This program intended on providing these much needed medications to those without access. Pick a buddy and uplift them.
No longer will we need to read these posts about “trap games” and Moral Victory U playing Alabama tough, or the vaunted Virginia Tech Hokies
When the Miami Hurricanes descend on the College Football Playoff I want to see Paul Finebaums pen*s head describe our ascent in these words:
Now that we put the solution in place, let’s talk about what’s on the horizon
Next stop? These guys:
I’m not gonna spend much time on talking about them. The board has over analyzed it enough
This is a throwback Miami team that relishes walking into someone else’s barn and beating the ******* brakes off of them. USF has some talent and some skill, but
Here’s why we beat the **** out of them in Prime Time:
Cam Ward: like General Sherman marching to the sea, Cam is leading this Miami Hurricane squad through the state of Florida, leaving a wake of destruction behind. If I could channel my inner Trabis Ward I would say….well…you know. He is him and he’s the most important player Miami has had in my fandom
Elijah Arroyo: this mfer splitting seams like Paranos girlfriend. Can’t block for **** but we don’t need him to. His hands are softer than our fans waking up in the middle of the night in the fetal position about Cal
Simeon Barrow: This offseason I thought our fans were putting WAY too much pressure on this dude to be the savior of the DL. He was good at MSU but not a world beater. I could already see our fans trashing him for not being something they created. Fortunately our other DTs have stepped up and this dude is doing his thing. I look for him to be big in this one
Wes: Talk about a glow up. People say you can’t take anything from a Spring Game, and while I agree for the most part, seeing Wes in run support during the SG was the opening. USF has the gimmick but I expect Wes to play like he was shot out of Peter North’s cannon
Verdict:
USF will be rowdy and ready but we are just too talented and too deep on offense to sweat this. With Cam and the receivers not accepting anything less than perfection our offense will carry us
Good guys 41
Bad Guys 17
