This NCAA Bullsh*t has lasted longer than.....

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This verdict might be the only thing that doesn't come back before Derek Rose's return.
 
John Manziel's summer of his senior year of high school, his enrollment at Texas A&M, his subsequent arrest, his redshirt year, his redshirt freshman year, winning the Heisman trophy, having massive NCAA violations, being investigated and cleared by the NCAA, his long 1/2 game suspension against Rice, his redshirt sophomore year and (likely) his subsequent entry into the NFL draft.
 
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Several wars in the Middle East

Phases I, II of most clinical trials for new medication

Jr. High School

Jr. College

Production time for most types of wine and several spirits

Time to train chimpanzees for space flight
 
Longer than it took God to create the Universe.

Longer than Brian Leftwich's arm release.

Longer than Apples' new product/upgrade to come out.

Longer than it will take that Jock Sniffer to kill himself after he finds out the Canes won a National Championship.
 
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