If you're serious, I have massive concerns for your mental stability.
BTW, I worked with his ex-wife at Merrill Lynch. She's nice, I would definitely refer to her as a brilliant admin. Passable? ok. Brilliant? No where near it.
And that's about it. We're talking about a guy who has no previous job experience, does not work in an administrative office setting, etc. I thought this thread was a joke when I first opened it...