UMFarArcher
All-ACC
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- Nov 4, 2011
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Mario has done an unbelievable job in the little time he's been here. Every aspect of UM Football has now undergone a major douche - or if you prefer - ***** - and the entire UM Football world feels different - looks different - and will play different.
The best I can figure - the one major thing he's yet failed to grab - is a Shaolin Priest.
That Shaolin Priest can teach our DLine especially - lightning-fast leveraged hands and arms movement. To slam the wind out of opponent OLinemen - without effort, how to break the fingers that grasp your jersey, snapping the wrist - another option, holding the hand that grasps your jersey and quickly use the other hand to dislocate that shoulder, using knees as weapons to take them to ground, and finally -
The Five-Finger Death Touch.
The best I can figure - the one major thing he's yet failed to grab - is a Shaolin Priest.
That Shaolin Priest can teach our DLine especially - lightning-fast leveraged hands and arms movement. To slam the wind out of opponent OLinemen - without effort, how to break the fingers that grasp your jersey, snapping the wrist - another option, holding the hand that grasps your jersey and quickly use the other hand to dislocate that shoulder, using knees as weapons to take them to ground, and finally -
The Five-Finger Death Touch.