the definition of a Miami Fan

[TreOFive]

(at least a significant % of our fanbase)

• Catastrophizes each and every fuggin thing
• Is never optimistic and never content
• lives only in the past
• only good players are either recruits, comitted to other teams, or play on other teams
• Only good coaches are the ones we dont have
• have bipolar tendencies (love team one minute/ gloom and doom over the most minor **** the next)

Feel free to add

 

[Canes21]

Start dumbass threads.

 

[umhurricane2511]

Bro...

 

[ThomasM]

Posts out of sheer boredom to waste time with less than 2 hours to kickoff.

 

[TreOFive]

Start dumbass threads.

in reaction to dumb as posts by other "fans"

if I touched a nerve then you may fit definition

 

[Brometheus]

Manage to find a way to ***** about everything on the first day of the season.

 

[Firesite]

We got a **** in the punch bowl! Repeat **** in the punch bowl.