The Canes of Miami vs The Bears of California 10/5/24 10:30 PM EST

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F-ck the Bears!

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Canes are riding off in victory.

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Listening to the Cal media, you'd think they had the best portal class in the nation, have world class speed (think I heard the guy who interviewed with Pete say "he runs a sub 10.7 100M" about like 13 guys, and Cal gets as loud as Metallica in Moscow circa 1991.

I'm leaning on this. We're ****ed off for greatness and it shows on the first drive, whether it's Cam taking us down in sub three minutes for a TD or Bain sacking Mendoza forcing a three and out.

Canes 38, Bears 20.

6-0 going into the bye week and we have a Justin Scott like shockwave moment with recruiting.
 
Alright... here is what we are up against...
... Our opponent
... The ACC Refs
... Late night start time sapping our energy

Things that are sure to happen during the game...
... The Cal O-Line never gets called for holding...
... the e$ECpn announcers butchering our players names
... the e$ECpn announcers slurping all things $EC on the "ACC on ESPN" titled show
... a Miami touchdown drive (or two) called back for some phantom reason

Things that shouldn't happen...
... e$ECpn moves our game to another channel

Even with all that against us...
... Bain gets 4 sacks
... Cam throws for 400 and 5 TD's
... Martinez gets his 100
... Canes D gets 3 INTs
... X puts on a show for the west coast remnants in the stands

edit: Oh smack, I just saw that Gameday has forced Mario to go sleepless and appear on their morning slurpfest, hoping to affect his management of the game later tonight. Nice try... e$ECpn, nice try...

CANES DOMINATE!
Canes - 41
Cal - 6
 
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Alright... here is what we are up against...
... Our opponent
... The ACC Refs
... Late night start time sapping our energy

Things that are sure to happen during the game...
... The Cal O-Line never gets called for holding...
... the e$ECpn announcers butchering our players names
... the e$ECpn announcers slurping all things $EC on the "ACC on ESPN" titled show
... a Miami touchdown drive (or two) called back for some phantom reason

Things that shouldn't happen...
... e$ECpn moves our game to another channel

Even with all that against us...
... Bain gets 4 sacks
... Cam throws for 400 and 5 TD's
... Martinez gets his 100
... Canes D gets 3 INTs
... X puts on a show for the west coast remnants in the stands

edit: Oh smack, I just saw that Gameday has forced Mario to go sleepless and appear on their morning slurpfest, hoping to affect his management of the game later tonight. Nice try... e$ECpn, nice try...

CANES DOMINATE!
Canes - 41
Cal - 6
The game is 7:30pm local time for the team. It’s 10:30pm for east coast fans.
 
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Alright... here is what we are up against...
... Our opponent
... The ACC Refs
... Late night start time sapping our energy

Things that are sure to happen during the game...
... The Cal O-Line never gets called for holding...
... the e$ECpn announcers butchering our players names
... the e$ECpn announcers slurping all things $EC on the "ACC on ESPN" titled show
... a Miami touchdown drive (or two) called back for some phantom reason

Things that shouldn't happen...
... e$ECpn moves our game to another channel

Even with all that against us...
... Bain gets 4 sacks
... Cam throws for 400 and 5 TD's
... Martinez gets his 100
... Canes D gets 3 INTs
... X puts on a show for the west coast remnants in the stands

edit: Oh smack, I just saw that Gameday has forced Mario to go sleepless and appear on their morning slurpfest, hoping to affect his management of the game later tonight. Nice try... e$ECpn, nice try...

CANES DOMINATE!
Canes - 41
Cal - 6
I like your thinking, Cat! Cheers! Go Canes!!
 
Longest fuggin' gameday that I can remember. Feel like I've been up for 2 days. Let's go, boys. Mario better have a folding table in the tunnel packed with SoFla original cafecitos. I'm not even drinking tonight--just coffee.
 
A.I. Sabastian replaces Cocaine Bears' stash with baking ingredients.
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