It's ok if you can't. You don't have to. Just because you don't know something it doesn't mean the people in charge don't know something. We're not part of this process.
Maybe they want to announce the coaches this weekend at the event? Maybe Mario is trying to time the announcement to take full advantage of a specific news cycle? Maybe he wants to do them at once and one guy needs a minute to announce for some reason? Maybe by playing his cards close to the vest he's actually f'ing with an opponents staffing effort? I dunno. I don't care. I came up with all that in 10 seconds. Imagine what else might be out there?

All I care is that we get a great staff. Mario doesn't F around, I can tell you that much.
I can't imagine sitting around knowing I am not inside, and thinking it's a good idea to throw crap against the wall when the answers are all forthcoming. ESPECIALLY, when, as
@Brooklyndee said, all you are doing is feeding the trolls and creating negativity around the program. Do no harm.