SIAP: The Jameis Saga takes a humorous turn

[CanesLaw03]

Not really Canes related, but we can all use some comedic relief. Jameis Winston accused of making homosexual advances online towards a Pennsylvania prisoner.


Obviously b.s., but the fact that this guy actually filed a complaint had me rolling.

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2013/11/jameis_winston_slapped_with_in.php

A few highlights:

"I'm not homosexual and I told Winston this," Nicholas continues, but "Winston told me he doesn't care. Winston sent me a picture of himself naked holding his erect ***** in his hand smiling."

Winston said in a Valentines letter he wants to have anal *** with me," Nicholas then adds implausibly. "Winston told me I'm his white lover and wanted me to suck his 'chocolate meat.'"

Now that I think of it -- really would not be shocked if this was legitimate.

 

[whoopingcane]

Mods. Delete this. This is disgusting and has no place on this forum.

And, ban the OP.

Recruits, players, coaches and their families read this forum.

 

[CANE4LIFE]

Wish there was a law firm that specialized in filing injunctions and gag orders to prohibit this kind of slander.

 

[CanesLaw03]

Mods. Delete this. This is disgusting and has no place on this forum.

And, ban the OP.

Recruits, players, coaches and their families read this forum.

Lmao, take it easy bucko. Sheez.

I didn't make the allegations, nor do I condone them.

Just sharing an article that I did not write,about a complaint which hasn't even been dismissed or discredited yet.

Go back in your PC cave.

 

[Dghustla]

Sorry had to negg

 

[sniffin94]

I'm hearing this things has legs.

 

[Hegemon]

Mods. Delete this. This is disgusting and has no place on this forum.

And, ban the OP.

Recruits, players, coaches and their families read this forum.

Dude shut the **** up.

Good lord go insert your tampon.

 

[eliteproxy]

and you thought our fan base was bad. I bet you this is some sort of Alabama/Ohio State fan trying to mess with the kid.

 

[whoopingcane]

Wish there was a law firm that specialized in filing injunctions and gag orders to prohibit this kind of slander.

Funny you should ask. I am thinking of slapping an injunction on the OP so fast it will make his head spin.

 

[PUNCICANE]

"I have nightmares, and fear Jameis Winston is going to **** me and rape me when I'm released because he told me this."

Haaaaa

 

[CanesLaw03]

Wish there was a law firm that specialized in filing injunctions and gag orders to prohibit this kind of slander.

Funny you should ask. I am thinking of slapping an injunction on the OP so fast it will make his head spin.

Whoopingcane = Jameis Winston?

Food for thought

 

[whoopingcane]

//squints

 

[NoahZach]

//squints

Didn't read the article, but this made me laugh. Well played.

 

[NorthFlaCane]

wouldn't he have proof if this stuff was done online?

 

[Stylie]

Obviously that article is not true however it's a hilarious read.

 

[rudebuddha]

Winston should stick to baseball.
From that article he's a power pitcher who also likes to catch, and this past month has revealed that he's a world class switch hitter.

 

[Cane Steve]

Now that I think of it -- really would not be shocked if this was legitimate.

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[SmokeyRone]

Well, looks like he will enjoy his time in prison.

 

[RepTheGables]

I'm laughing out loud at the quotes the prisoner attributed to Famous ****.

 

[umhurricano]

Not the first time a black quarterback has been the target of a jailhouse suit: http://www.foxnews.com/projects/pdf/riches_jonathan_file.pdf