Official Restarted Poll: 2022 CIS End of Year Awards Presents Slurper of the Year. The Sunshine of CIS

[423Hurricane]

@GoCanes!! (not to be confused with 15-0 @Go Canes!!)
@WeBallinBoyz
@TheOriginalCane
@ItsAUThing.com
@Bender
@WanderFranco

I am honored to present our esteemed nominees for 2022 Slurper of the Year. These fine gentlemen are the eternal optimists. Mario could go 5-7, lose by 40 in every loss, pillage their village, kick their cat and they would remain passengers on the Mario train.

 

[Baba Yaga]

 

[PIPO]

There you go, @Memnon

 

[RVACane]

The German robot has been added.

 

[MovingZen]

Uh, three of those guys are considered slurpers? I don't know the answer but I wouldn't have thought of those guys as slurpers..

 

[DTP]

Are any of these guys slurpers?

There’s dudes that endlessly defend every terrible Cristobal decision here and none of them are on this list.

 

[Felonious Monk]

After last season is there such thing as a slurper?

 

[Go Canes!!]

I can’t even muster a legit 15-0 after last season.

 

[JD08]

I can’t even muster a legit 15-0 after last season.

Maybe in a few years.

 

[PIPO]

Are any of these guys slurpers?

There’s dudes that endlessly defend every terrible Cristobal decision here and none of them are on this list.

Like whom??

 

[RVACane]

Are any of these guys slurpers?

There’s dudes that endlessly defend every terrible Cristobal decision here and none of them are on this list.

Who dude? Please tell us so we can look at it again. If we’re so off we’ll literally change the poll and re-start it.

 

[RVACane]

Who dude? Please tell us so we can look at it again. If we’re so off we’ll literally change the poll and re-start it.

I mean I’ll bring in the experts. @SinisterCane and @crossover22[]_[] , can you guys please look at the poll and let us know objectively who should and shouldn’t be included and who should be added, if anyone, for the 2022 Slurper category?

Apparently the Committee 100% failed on this one.

 

[crossover22[]_[]]

THIS EASILY GOES TO MY BEST FRIEND ORIGINAL CANE. that dude slurps like no man in history. He is the elton john of cis.


Im proud of you fam!


Stop sucking up to dmoney people. He hasnt been a slurper this year.

 

[crossover22[]_[]]

I mean I’ll bring in the experts. @SinisterCane and @crossover22[]_[] , can you guys please look at the poll and let us know who should and shouldn’t be included and who should be added for the 2022 Slurper category?

Dmoney and go canes aren't slurpers surprisingly.

Need to add. Orangebowlmagic and wanderfranco.

The best slurper is originalcane.

 

[RVACane]

Dmoney and go canes aren't slurpers surprisingly.

Need to add. Orangebowlmagic and wanderfranco.

The best slurper is originalcane.

This isn’t the 15-0 Go Canes. This is a different one. @GoCanes!! not @Go Canes!!

 

[DTP]

Who dude? Please tell us so we can look at it again. If we’re so off we’ll literally change the poll and re-start it.

Wanderfranco slurps so hard I thought he was trolling. He’s probably the only person who posts regularly who still defends Gattis

 

[DTP]

This isn’t the 15-0 Go Canes. This is a different one. @GoCanes!! not @Go Canes!!

Ahhh. Ok. I thought it was my man 15-0. Even he’s been surprisingly mopey these days.

 

[RVACane]

Wanderfranco slurps so hard I thought he was trolling. He’s probably the only person who posts regularly who still defends Gattis

yea we’re adding him. That’s a miss and I’ll probably vote for him.

 

[DTP]

There’s another guy who posts regularly who is constantly bringing up the lack of talent to defend the atrocities we saw during the 2022 season. I think it’s Mario’s burner account. I don’t remember his name but I’ll add it here if I see one of his posts

 

[TheOriginalCane]

THIS EASILY GOES TO MY BEST FRIEND ORIGINAL CANE. that dude slurps like no man in history. He is the elton john of cis.


Im proud of you fam!


Stop sucking up to dmoney people. He hasnt been a slurper this year.

[posting intention: humorous/timely]