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paksat said:
you do realize there's a reason michael jordan told a very certain rapper to fck off in the early 2000's?

he hates what that culture brought to the usa, all these white people saying the word n*gga is fcking disgusting.

I don't care about the word, if brothers wanna use it amongst each other or even with a white dude idgaf. But you got all these white suburb kids thinking they're gangsters it is fcking embarrasing.
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MJ denies this
 
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canecodpiece said:
As you go on in life young man, you will realize that there is absolutely zero reason to spend time with a woman unless you are in need of release or you have committed to a life of domestication with kids and fences and new puppies. Outside of those two circumstances any time spent with a woman is wasting your time - they aren't that funny, they lack reason, they likely don't really like what you like even if they tell you different, and deep down they probably find you disgusting. Any moment you are spending with a woman who is not providing sweet release or mothering your disappointing spawn is time ill-spent. men that learn that at a young age every moment they spend doting and care-taking unappreciative, low-IQ females detracts them from learning and self-improving and eventually monetizing what they have learned are higher level souls. Next time a woman asks you to drive 30 minutes so she can stuff her face with greasy wings, which only will lead to her having poorly formed and wattery stool in a few hours, tell her politely that you are no longer that man and will instead be learning how trade cryptocurrency, plan a backpacking trip around Central Asia and creating a food blog, learning web design, studying engineering, or whatever you feel passion toward...once you can sever this cord, you will be a more enlightened, wealthy man that is the master of his own time...the only precious resource on the planet.

And i should mention that there will be times that you will feel the need to engage in the age-old practice of coquettish give and take to earn her approval to invite you between her worn-out loins, do not fall victim to this. If sweet release cannot be obtained with only a modicum of effort, lying, deceit, pretending you are something you are not....do not lose your dignity for nary the possibility of smelling her well-used worm hole. At the end of the day, it is simply a skin tube that fills with mucous and at the microbial level is fairly off-putting. I am very selective, for instance, on where I put my ordained bow-staff. And as technology improves you will learn that women will become less useful and needed, they certainly feel the same about you. Any woman that spends more time on her phone, for example, texting, taking selfies, engaging in sexual entente with your neighbor, etc, is a woman who has lost her place in this world, and is part of our communal break down. If a woman cannot show me that she knows how to salt and cure a fresh bear loin, for instance, then why would I grant her the pleasure of my coital vigor?
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Best post-UF thread.

And, I would have just read this post on the podcast and called it a game review.
 
canecodpiece said:
As you go on in life young man, you will realize that there is absolutely zero reason to spend time with a woman unless you are in need of release or you have committed to a life of domestication with kids and fences and new puppies. Outside of those two circumstances any time spent with a woman is wasting your time - they aren't that funny, they lack reason, they likely don't really like what you like even if they tell you different, and deep down they probably find you disgusting. Any moment you are spending with a woman who is not providing sweet release or mothering your disappointing spawn is time ill-spent. men that learn that at a young age every moment they spend doting and care-taking unappreciative, low-IQ females detracts them from learning and self-improving and eventually monetizing what they have learned are higher level souls. Next time a woman asks you to drive 30 minutes so she can stuff her face with greasy wings, which only will lead to her having poorly formed and wattery stool in a few hours, tell her politely that you are no longer that man and will instead be learning how trade cryptocurrency, plan a backpacking trip around Central Asia and creating a food blog, learning web design, studying engineering, or whatever you feel passion toward...once you can sever this cord, you will be a more enlightened, wealthy man that is the master of his own time...the only precious resource on the planet.

And i should mention that there will be times that you will feel the need to engage in the age-old practice of coquettish give and take to earn her approval to invite you between her worn-out loins, do not fall victim to this. If sweet release cannot be obtained with only a modicum of effort, lying, deceit, pretending you are something you are not....do not lose your dignity for nary the possibility of smelling her well-used worm hole. At the end of the day, it is simply a skin tube that fills with mucous and at the microbial level is fairly off-putting. I am very selective, for instance, on where I put my ordained bow-staff. And as technology improves you will learn that women will become less useful and needed, they certainly feel the same about you. Any woman that spends more time on her phone, for example, texting, taking selfies, engaging in sexual entente with your neighbor, etc, is a woman who has lost her place in this world, and is part of our communal break down. If a woman cannot show me that she knows how to salt and cure a fresh bear loin, for instance, then why would I grant her the pleasure of my coital vigor?
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Need to frame this post and put it on the wall.🖖
 
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LoungeLord said:
Well if you don't have to and it's by choice, then don't. It sounds retarded, like you are trying to hard.
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I’m sorry but that’s how I grew up..and when I’m typing I’m talking..when I’m at work or in a professional environment I change up🤷🏾‍♂️
 
canecodpiece said:
As you go on in life young man, you will realize that there is absolutely zero reason to spend time with a woman unless you are in need of release or you have committed to a life of domestication with kids and fences and new puppies. Outside of those two circumstances any time spent with a woman is wasting your time - they aren't that funny, they lack reason, they likely don't really like what you like even if they tell you different, and deep down they probably find you disgusting. Any moment you are spending with a woman who is not providing sweet release or mothering your disappointing spawn is time ill-spent. men that learn that at a young age every moment they spend doting and care-taking unappreciative, low-IQ females detracts them from learning and self-improving and eventually monetizing what they have learned are higher level souls. Next time a woman asks you to drive 30 minutes so she can stuff her face with greasy wings, which only will lead to her having poorly formed and wattery stool in a few hours, tell her politely that you are no longer that man and will instead be learning how trade cryptocurrency, plan a backpacking trip around Central Asia and creating a food blog, learning web design, studying engineering, or whatever you feel passion toward...once you can sever this cord, you will be a more enlightened, wealthy man that is the master of his own time...the only precious resource on the planet.

And i should mention that there will be times that you will feel the need to engage in the age-old practice of coquettish give and take to earn her approval to invite you between her worn-out loins, do not fall victim to this. If sweet release cannot be obtained with only a modicum of effort, lying, deceit, pretending you are something you are not....do not lose your dignity for nary the possibility of smelling her well-used worm hole. At the end of the day, it is simply a skin tube that fills with mucous and at the microbial level is fairly off-putting. I am very selective, for instance, on where I put my ordained bow-staff. And as technology improves you will learn that women will become less useful and needed, they certainly feel the same about you. Any woman that spends more time on her phone, for example, texting, taking selfies, engaging in sexual entente with your neighbor, etc, is a woman who has lost her place in this world, and is part of our communal break down. If a woman cannot show me that she knows how to salt and cure a fresh bear loin, for instance, then why would I grant her the pleasure of my coital vigor?
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we are truly blessed that this human is a canes fan
 
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canecodpiece said:
As you go on in life young man, you will realize that there is absolutely zero reason to spend time with a woman unless you are in need of release or you have committed to a life of domestication with kids and fences and new puppies. Outside of those two circumstances any time spent with a woman is wasting your time - they aren't that funny, they lack reason, they likely don't really like what you like even if they tell you different, and deep down they probably find you disgusting. Any moment you are spending with a woman who is not providing sweet release or mothering your disappointing spawn is time ill-spent. men that learn that at a young age every moment they spend doting and care-taking unappreciative, low-IQ females detracts them from learning and self-improving and eventually monetizing what they have learned are higher level souls. Next time a woman asks you to drive 30 minutes so she can stuff her face with greasy wings, which only will lead to her having poorly formed and wattery stool in a few hours, tell her politely that you are no longer that man and will instead be learning how trade cryptocurrency, plan a backpacking trip around Central Asia and creating a food blog, learning web design, studying engineering, or whatever you feel passion toward...once you can sever this cord, you will be a more enlightened, wealthy man that is the master of his own time...the only precious resource on the planet.

And i should mention that there will be times that you will feel the need to engage in the age-old practice of coquettish give and take to earn her approval to invite you between her worn-out loins, do not fall victim to this. If sweet release cannot be obtained with only a modicum of effort, lying, deceit, pretending you are something you are not....do not lose your dignity for nary the possibility of smelling her well-used worm hole. At the end of the day, it is simply a skin tube that fills with mucous and at the microbial level is fairly off-putting. I am very selective, for instance, on where I put my ordained bow-staff. And as technology improves you will learn that women will become less useful and needed, they certainly feel the same about you. Any woman that spends more time on her phone, for example, texting, taking selfies, engaging in sexual entente with your neighbor, etc, is a woman who has lost her place in this world, and is part of our communal break down. If a woman cannot show me that she knows how to salt and cure a fresh bear loin, for instance, then why would I grant her the pleasure of my coital vigor?
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Epic. No other word does this post justice.
 
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Lmao actually a good thread. Yeah what everyone said pretty much **** her, even if you’re just trying to hook up with her. Personally I would feel out a situation and if there’s no situation I would go full send. So I would wait for her to text you back (if she does) and whatever she texts be like sure if I can pee in your butt
 
canecodpiece said:
As you go on in life young man, you will realize that there is absolutely zero reason to spend time with a woman unless you are in need of release or you have committed to a life of domestication with kids and fences and new puppies. Outside of those two circumstances any time spent with a woman is wasting your time - they aren't that funny, they lack reason, they likely don't really like what you like even if they tell you different, and deep down they probably find you disgusting. Any moment you are spending with a woman who is not providing sweet release or mothering your disappointing spawn is time ill-spent. men that learn that at a young age every moment they spend doting and care-taking unappreciative, low-IQ females detracts them from learning and self-improving and eventually monetizing what they have learned are higher level souls. Next time a woman asks you to drive 30 minutes so she can stuff her face with greasy wings, which only will lead to her having poorly formed and wattery stool in a few hours, tell her politely that you are no longer that man and will instead be learning how trade cryptocurrency, plan a backpacking trip around Central Asia and creating a food blog, learning web design, studying engineering, or whatever you feel passion toward...once you can sever this cord, you will be a more enlightened, wealthy man that is the master of his own time...the only precious resource on the planet.

And i should mention that there will be times that you will feel the need to engage in the age-old practice of coquettish give and take to earn her approval to invite you between her worn-out loins, do not fall victim to this. If sweet release cannot be obtained with only a modicum of effort, lying, deceit, pretending you are something you are not....do not lose your dignity for nary the possibility of smelling her well-used worm hole. At the end of the day, it is simply a skin tube that fills with mucous and at the microbial level is fairly off-putting. I am very selective, for instance, on where I put my ordained bow-staff. And as technology improves you will learn that women will become less useful and needed, they certainly feel the same about you. Any woman that spends more time on her phone, for example, texting, taking selfies, engaging in sexual entente with your neighbor, etc, is a woman who has lost her place in this world, and is part of our communal break down. If a woman cannot show me that she knows how to salt and cure a fresh bear loin, for instance, then why would I grant her the pleasure of my coital vigor?
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I’m actually impressed at the quality of this response. If this is all you, then you have talent.

Post more like this. (Break up into more paragraphs, though)
 
paksat said:
you do realize there's a reason michael jordan told a very certain rapper to fck off in the early 2000's?

he hates what that culture brought to the usa, all these white people saying the word n*gga is fcking disgusting.

I don't care about the word, if brothers wanna use it amongst each other or even with a white dude idgaf. But you got all these white suburb kids thinking they're gangsters it is fcking embarrasing.
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Are you telling me OP is a white suburban kid?
 
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canecodpiece said:
As you go on in life young man, you will realize that there is absolutely zero reason to spend time with a woman unless you are in need of release or you have committed to a life of domestication with kids and fences and new puppies. Outside of those two circumstances any time spent with a woman is wasting your time - they aren't that funny, they lack reason, they likely don't really like what you like even if they tell you different, and deep down they probably find you disgusting. Any moment you are spending with a woman who is not providing sweet release or mothering your disappointing spawn is time ill-spent. men that learn that at a young age every moment they spend doting and care-taking unappreciative, low-IQ females detracts them from learning and self-improving and eventually monetizing what they have learned are higher level souls. Next time a woman asks you to drive 30 minutes so she can stuff her face with greasy wings, which only will lead to her having poorly formed and wattery stool in a few hours, tell her politely that you are no longer that man and will instead be learning how trade cryptocurrency, plan a backpacking trip around Central Asia and creating a food blog, learning web design, studying engineering, or whatever you feel passion toward...once you can sever this cord, you will be a more enlightened, wealthy man that is the master of his own time...the only precious resource on the planet.

And i should mention that there will be times that you will feel the need to engage in the age-old practice of coquettish give and take to earn her approval to invite you between her worn-out loins, do not fall victim to this. If sweet release cannot be obtained with only a modicum of effort, lying, deceit, pretending you are something you are not....do not lose your dignity for nary the possibility of smelling her well-used worm hole. At the end of the day, it is simply a skin tube that fills with mucous and at the microbial level is fairly off-putting. I am very selective, for instance, on where I put my ordained bow-staff. And as technology improves you will learn that women will become less useful and needed, they certainly feel the same about you. Any woman that spends more time on her phone, for example, texting, taking selfies, engaging in sexual entente with your neighbor, etc, is a woman who has lost her place in this world, and is part of our communal break down. If a woman cannot show me that she knows how to salt and cure a fresh bear loin, for instance, then why would I grant her the pleasure of my coital vigor?
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Difficult to argue. This is now my signature on my corporate work emails, in its entirety.
 
RVACane said:
I think you’re good Bro. I’m pretty good about those types of things but it seems like she called you to drive her to wingstop so she can eat dinner, knowing you already ate, and then had the nerve to say buy my food. You’re man enough to say no. I might have just paid and left ****ed and feeling played. You did what I would hope I would do.
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Bump @305to954 stand tall
 
305to954 said:
Fellas i want y’all view point on this..

If and a female not really dating..and y’all not on a official date..should you be expected to pay for her food?

Here’s my situation..I had pulled girl from Capone’s on las olas a year back. We talked for a lil but but I stay in Broward and she stay in Miami, so we only hung out once..a year goes pass and we bump into each other again a week ago..I find out she going to fau now so I’m like we should hangout go get drinks n **** sometime..a week goes by I’m in Orlando for the game..I text a lil bit but her response is always slow and dry and short..so I’m like **** it whatever..come Sunday I’m driving back from the O..she hit my line “wyd today” I’m like in on the road heading back to the crib what’s good?..no response. Get close to the crib I hit her back, I know its Sunday but if you want I can come by FAU and hangout with you for a bit, we don’t have to nothing or go nowhere just chill and chop it up..she don’t respond..like a hour or so goes by I’m cooking me some dinner and eating..she hmu come through..okay bet. I get dressed head out. Right before the exit she text me she hungry let’s go get food the good **** in the cafe is closed on the weekend , I’m like I already ate I’m not hungry but i have no problem giving you a ride to get something real quick..she hops in the car talkning about I want some wingstop..in my head I’m this’ chick ain’t got no courtesy..closest wingstop about 15-20 minutes away..but I’m like **** it I’ll take u..get to the spot, sit down at the table, she goes to order..she turns around, bold as ****, and says your paying for my food right..at this I’m texting my homeboy” hoes ain’t ****” i look up and flat out say, no..

No I’m not cheap, but If not really talking and it’s not a actual date, plus I’m not eating, I don’t feel I should be obligated to pay just for a chick to eat while I wait..fellas what’s y’all view on this..I know it’s long and has nothing todo with the U..but while I was taking this ****, I thought I’d share
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Lmfaoo yeah she tried to play you for a free meal, b**** talkn about she wants wingstop gtfoh hungry heaux. 😂😂

I definitely wouldn’t have paid for that **** either especially how she tried to do it waiting until y’all get to the register to ask like she trying to put u under the pressure
 
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