UMFarArcher
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Key part? Hope it’s not some guaranteed starting spot…. Which I know Mario would never do
Key part? Let's see.
For next 40 years he wants to recall his fond memories at Gainesville? Sitting in a truck bed tarp/jacuzzi? Playing team horseshoes with toilet seats? Trying all that time to find a girl with a full set of teeth?
40 years of recalling fond memories of LSU? Tubing with a jug of chokeberry wine? Shooting walnuts out of a tree with a BB gun? Make a late evening run to WalMart with sweats tucked in Justin boots and a wife-beater t-shirt?
40 years of recalling good times at Texas A&M? Friday Nights Cow Tipping? Having tobacco spitting competitions with your dates? Polishing your saddle? Improving your footwork on the way to class - avoiding stepping on road apples?
I'd forfeit a half million just to avoid that kind of ****show in a skinny minute.
Memories - stick! Forever!
EDIT ADD: Mississippi? Picking ticks off every day, swatting mosquitoes, and getting a case of swampass? Once a week?