Predict his stats on Saturday

Notsince1985

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Just for a reference point, on the season, this POS, is 221-379 (58%) for 1974 yards with 7 TD and 12 INT. He has rushed 88 times for 125 yards and 3 TDs.
 
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#51 will flush him out of the pocket with his speed of the edge and will force this dual-threat QB to run more in the middle of the Defense, then #31 and #59 will try to tackle him., but wont be able to since its Sr day -which Golden has told them to take a day off. While he gashes through the middle of the Defense, #30 and #22 will be waiting like a pack of wild dogs. Consequently, #30 will whiff and #22 will try to close line him and will get penalized with a "Targeting" penalty.. In summary, this QB will have a career day against us, however, we will win in a nail bitter because my dawg #3 - Coley is the truth and will have another special teams TD!
31-30 Canes...
 
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22/26 - 309 yards - 2 TD's/0 INT's

The real question is how many rushing yards their RB will have
 
That would be this guy, Kevin Parks. He's a midget (5-8, 205), but has 796 yards on 184 carries (4.3 ypc) and 10 TDs. His backup has 267 yards on 47 carries (5.7 ypc) with 1 TD. He's even midgeter, at 5-8, 185. Here is a picture of the entire state of Maryland gang raping Parks.

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Their QB
23/31 287 3TDs 63yds rushing 1 TD

Their RB
18att 144yds (106yds after contact, 15yds down field) 2TDs
 
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Saturday will be the young man's coming out party. No doubt in my mind he sets personal records, season highs, etc.

Are defense is like sand and a sieve.
 
I'll go one better. The QB will get hurt in warmups, and the backup will start and go 19-21 for 285 with 2 TD and 0 INT. The RB will go 22-145 while his backup goes 18-82. Overall, UVA rushes 44-251. That annoying TE who beat us last year, the one Chip dated, I mean knew in high school, he'll have 9 catches for 165 yards and a TD (just messin with ya Chip).
 
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Be prepared for at least 3rd down conversions by QB on runs or draws for 10 plus yards with no spy
 
He will complete 10 passes for 123 yards and 3 TD's to the guy in the wheelchair, who is pushing himself wide open underneath...!!! A certain safety will get his fingers stuck in the spokes of the wheel as he attempts a last ditch ankle tackle from behind...


Ps - Sorry - I could not help myself. I mean no harm to anyone in wheelchairs. God bless them.

Go Canes!
 
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Bill Lazor has embarrassed Donofrio two years in a row. Unless donofrio makes some sort of adjustments and displays that he is somewhat capable of trying to beat his opponent...this kid will throw for 300 and their RB is going to rack up at least 125.

At this point id be happy if we put 8 in the box regardless of the situation simply to make the opponent one dimensional
 
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