Patrick Surtain, second of his name.

[TheMatador]

She can take all of my BBC

Use a condom so that you won't contract diabetes..

Y’all can joke me, down vote me, or whatever!! I’ll smash!! I wouldn’t make her wifey though. But a quick smash session? #IssaYesForMe

See that chick looks propuh

Crawlin' on top of her like basic training obstacle course.

No way she does lap dance. I'd sit on top of her if I had painful hemorrhoids and didn't have a cushion. I'll bet you could hang on to her as flotation device if your boat sank. She's the nightmare in the middle seat when you're assigned the window on a three-across. Does she need a reinforced commode?

 

[Gatorhater]

Rorer and Lemmon 714.

We have entirely too many people here who know entirely too much about narc crap.

Well educated on the subject at the U, man the 60's were special. I believe the sexual revolution in this country was caused by the Qs

Certainly were the path of least resistance but pot, coke and good old reliable booze played their parts, not to mention stupid concept sold to the women that giving away something of value for free to us male pigs was somehow going to empower them. Women were my drug of choice so I never wasted any of the other stuff on myself -- I graciously saved that for the ladies and limited myself to booze. For me the 70's were the best because I discovered that money and power raised the talent lever you got to choose from and that whole Nam thing put cloud over the 60s.

Seems like you handled it well, correct on money and power in the 70's. Oh those were the days!!

Yeap. Today when I hear one of the old dudes i run into claim “theses are the best years of my life”, I just look at them and say, “man your youth must have sucked!”

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

She can take all of my BBC

Use a condom so that you won't contract diabetes..

Y’all can joke me, down vote me, or whatever!! I’ll smash!! I wouldn’t make her wifey though. But a quick smash session? #IssaYesForMe

See that chick looks propuh

Crawlin' on top of her like basic training obstacle course.

No way she does lap dance. I'd sit on top of her if I had painful hemorrhoids and didn't have a cushion. I'll bet you could hang on to her as flotation device if your boat sank. She's the nightmare in the middle seat when you're assigned the window on a three-across. Does she need a reinforced commode?

A nightmare on the middle seat would be a dude that big. At least wheb that plushness squeezes into your seat space it belongs to a female, so it’s cushiness is not objectionable. Fighting for space with a big fat guy is the worst. Fortunately, when I can’t finagle an upgrade, or go SW or Jet Blue, I almost always get the aisle seat.

 

[Umbra]

Don't care about PS2, I'm just here to see more pics of that fine-*** big booty woman.

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Spoiler tag please.

 

[Mr. Dynasty1]

Man y’all destroyed this thread

 

[RVACane]

Y’all can joke me, down vote me, or whatever!! I’ll smash!! I wouldn’t make her wifey though. But a quick smash session? #IssaYesForMe

No doubt I’ll smash; more than once. But not paying $20 to get her in the club and not wifing.

I can’t lie.

I’ve never hit anything that big.

Maybe half that size and the chick was definitely big.

Not saying I wouldn’t have, I’m crazy enough, plus after you’re done plowing her you could have a **** of a lot of fun using her as a bounce house.

Wouldn’t have been a steady thing.

Imagine the restaurant bill? Her tab at Morton’s would be over $200 just for her. She’d easily do 2 cowboy steaks. Easy.

Why would you sport that at Morton's?

I mean I don’t know, as a reward? To celebrate the biggest *** I’ve ever tagged? Chick that big is no wham bam, you gotta roll your sleeves up, put your hard hat on, and go to work.

So a Mount Everest kind of thing. But I’d have to go to one a couple of counties away where I wouldn’t be recognized. That *** would get some stares at a steak place.

So you'd reward her after the fuq? I thought you were taking her there as part of the close. She'd eat the porterhouse for two...by herself. Take her to a messy rib joint and just watch her go off.

 

[cubin10]

We have entirely too many people here who know entirely too much about narc crap.

Well educated on the subject at the U, man the 60's were special. I believe the sexual revolution in this country was caused by the Qs

Certainly were the path of least resistance but pot, coke and good old reliable booze played their parts, not to mention stupid concept sold to the women that giving away something of value for free to us male pigs was somehow going to empower them. Women were my drug of choice so I never wasted any of the other stuff on myself -- I graciously saved that for the ladies and limited myself to booze. For me the 70's were the best because I discovered that money and power raised the talent lever you got to choose from and that whole Nam thing put cloud over the 60s.

Seems like you handled it well, correct on money and power in the 70's. Oh those were the days!!

Yeap. Today when I hear one of the old dudes i run into claim “theses are the best years of my life”, I just look at them and say, “man your youth must have sucked!”

there ya go, unfortunately never gonna happen again, can't have it back

 

[kryptonite]

Don't care about PS2, I'm just here to see more pics of that fine-*** big booty woman.

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Priorities.

 

[Ammok]

PS2 in there somewhere?

 

[TheMatador]

PS2 in there somewhere?

Huh, wut?

 

[jw410]

Gonna be a interesting three weeks

 

[Ohio_Cane]

LOL, they don't even hide it.

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[The Franchise]

LOL, they don't even hide it.

[TWEET]954464052356448257[/TWEET]

Interview: “Can you deliver your son and Campbell, and would you mind being DB Coach in name only as Sabag runs the DBs completely? If the answer is yes you’re hired.”

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

LOL, they don't even hide it.

[TWEET]954464052356448257[/TWEET]

Right before his OV, too... Cold business.

 

[BostonCane]

LOL, they don't even hide it.

[TWEET]954464052356448257[/TWEET]

Right before his OV, too... Cold business.

 

[Zbrod95]

Y’all realize they hired another dude right?

 

[TheToadSage]

Y’all realize they hired another dude right?

No, half these dudes dont read. They see a headline and run with it

 

[UMJay]

I believe they hired Louisiana Lafayette DC Karl Scott

 

[Zbrod95]

I believe they hired Louisiana Lafayette DC Karl Scott

^Bingo

 

[BeastMode]

Bama is saying they feel good about Surtain and think Campbell is a either UGA or Miami.