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OT: Brian Kelly "exploring" other coaching options

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CaneFan79 said:
He should be exploring them from the top of a scissor lift in gale force winds...
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Such a classless comment, bro. It's inaccurate too. He actually should be exploring them while planning his suicide because nobody will believe he was raped by one of his players.
 
I heard the Detroit Lions are hiring an assistant Tight-end coach, where Kelly could expect to be working with one of the very best in the business!
 
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The Buffalo Bills are hiring a new assistant cameraman. Job description states a requirement 'must not be afraid of heights' and 'not adverse to windy conditions'. I think Brian Kelly would be the prefect candidate for the position.
 
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