Tears Nole Tears (“Offcial”)

[3rd-43]

I'm thread banned from that one.

As you should, such a trifling post and poster. I mean that with maximum disrespect. Have a good weekend

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

Priceless. Only sad part about the whole thing is Norvell will finally be toast this season. Wheels are fully off now.

I can’t believe this is actually real. Somebody tell me this is some kind of a weird Photoshop/Premiere mashup.

This can’t possibly be real.

 

[NDE]

I can’t believe this is actually real. Somebody tell me this is some kind of a weird Photoshop/Premiere mashup.

This can’t possibly be real.

I had the same response but I laughed my *** off.

 

[LokiCane]

 

[SpikeUM]

Let’s say they start 0-6. How do they spin that?

I thought your post was hyperbole, but I just looked at their schedule and 0-6 is at least very possible. LSU, Clemson, NCST, Wake, etc.

 

[Canes2082]

Anyone catch the cake is basically pink… yeah some real thought in that one.

At least Golden has cookie cakes for his recruits

 

[dk72]

Anyone catch the cake is basically pink… yeah some real thought in that one.

At least Golden has cookie cakes for his recruits

It was a 5 yo girl's birthday cake ordered from the Walmart bakery. Never got picked up so FSU got it on discount and changed the decorations. Gotta save pennies somewhere!

 

[TheEye]

Priceless. Only sad part about the whole thing is Norvell will finally be toast this season. Wheels are fully off now.

If he is toast this season, FSU will be further in the buyout debt hole.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

And for donating...

$50 - A brick in your name in the deteriorating bathrooms
$100 - A toilet seat in the deteriorating stadium is named after you
$200 - A plaque with your name over the rusting trench urinal in the deteriorating stadium
$500 - The trench urinal is named after you
$1,000 - Clown training with select members of team during Spring Drills
$5,000 - Get to call the final play in a game in the upcoming season
$10,000 - Get to call all plays in a game in the upcoming season
$50,000 - Get to call all plays in all games of the upcoming season
$100,000 - Become a scholarship player on Florida State's football team
$500,000 - Become a scholarship player and starter on Florida State's football team
$750,000 - Become a scholarship quarterback and starter on Florida State's football team
$1,000,000 - Become assistant head coach of Florida State's football team
$10,000,000 - Become athletic director of Florida State's football team
$20,000,000 - Become athletic director and shutter Florida State's football team

 

[Brains]

And for donating...

$50 - A brick in your name in the deteriorating bathrooms
$100 - A toilet seat in the deteriorating stadium is named after you
$200 - A plaque with your name over the rusting trench urinal in the deteriorating stadium
$500 - The trench urinal is named after you
$1,000 - Clown training with select members of team during Spring Drills
$5,000 - Get to call the final play in a game in the upcoming season
$10,000 - Get to call all plays in a game in the upcoming season
$50,000 - Get to call all plays in all games of the upcoming season
$100,000 - Become a scholarship player on Florida State's football team
$500,000 - Become a scholarship player and starter on Florida State's football team
$750,000 - Become a scholarship quarterback and starter on Florida State's football team
$1,000,000 - Become assistant head coach of Florida State's football team
$10,000,000 - Become athletic director of Florida State's football team
$20,000,000 - Become athletic director and shutter Florida State's football team

You've got me thinking

 

[GojiraCane]

There comes a time...
When there’s a budget shortfall
When our fans must come together as one..,
There are toilets dripping
Oh, it’s time to give a dime to us
The biggest joke of all...

We can’t go on
Pretending day by day
That somehow, someway we’ll win again
We’re all part, of one big dysfunctional family
You know the truth, is scorn is all we need
We are the Noles...
We are atrocious
We are the ones who like to argue and grouse
So let’s start fighting

There’s a choice we’re making
We’re losing all our games

It’s true we are a clown college
So let’s start losing...

Oh, send them a quarter
So some day we can afford to hire a plumber
And our toilets will be stronger and leak free
As the city has told us
We must pay our own way
So you all, must lend a helping hand

We are the Noles
We are atrocious
We are the ones who who give you Ws
So give us something

Oh there’s a choice we’re making
We embracing mediocrity
It’s true we’re facing the darkest days
Of our history...

Yes we’re down and out, there seems no hope at all
But if we just believe, we might beat Jacksonville State after all...

Well, well, well let’s realize
That change can only come
When the admin decides to end the program once and for all...yeah, yeah, yeah...

We are the Noles,
We are abhorrent
We make you score and inflate your stats
You can’t ignore us

There’s a choice we’re making
We’re losing our own games
It’s true we’re facing the darkest days in history...

 

[TheEye]

There comes a time...
When there’s a budget shortfall
When our fans must come together as one..,
There are toilets dripping
Oh, it’s time to give a dime to us
The biggest joke of all...

We can’t go on
Pretending day by day
That somehow, someway we’ll win again
We’re all part, of one big dysfunctional family
You know the truth, is scorn is all we need
We are the Noles...
We are atrocious
We are the ones who like to argue and grouse
So let’s start fighting

There’s a choice we’re making
We’re losing all our games

It’s true we are a clown college
So let’s start losing...

Oh, send them a quarter
So some day we can afford to hire a plumber
And our toilets will be stronger and leak free
As the city has told us
We must pay our own way
So you all, must lend a helping hand

We are the Noles
We are atrocious
We are the ones who who give you Ws
So give us something

Oh there’s a choice we’re making
We embracing mediocrity
It’s true we’re facing the darkest days
Of our history...

Yes we’re down and out, there seems no hope at all
But if we just believe, we might beat Jacksonville State after all...

Well, well, well let’s realize
That change can only come
When the admin decides to end the program once and for all...yeah, yeah, yeah...

We are the Noles,
We are abhorrent
We make you score and inflate your stats
You can’t ignore us

There’s a choice we’re making
We’re losing our own games
It’s true we’re facing the darkest days in history...

 

[Boarcane]

We really need Norvell to win 6 or 7 so he can stay a bit longer and keep them in that AL Golden level of mediocrity

They’ll have the money after this season to replace him. Unless he wins 9/10 games, he’s as good as gone. Hopefully he fails miserably and leaves them with terrible numbers and no one worth keeping.

 

[TC@ne]

They’ll have the money after this season to replace him. Unless he wins 9/10 games, he’s as good as gone. Hopefully he fails miserably and leaves them with terrible numbers and no one worth keeping.

A lot of context that goes into this situation. I think 7-6 with an upset win and a bowl game victory gives them optimism and enough to sell themselves on another year.

 

[Damiencane86]

A lot of context that goes into this situation. I think 7-6 with an upset win and a bowl game victory gives them optimism and enough to sell themselves on another year.

That's the exact scenario I'm hoping plays out and it's a reasonable possibility cuz no way I'm he'll they're getting 8 wins or more

 

[Cryptical Envelopment]

They’ll have the money after this season to replace him. Unless he wins 9/10 games, he’s as good as gone. Hopefully he fails miserably and leaves them with terrible numbers and no one worth keeping.

But let's say they do figure out a way to fire him... it will bet expensive, and they are already pinching pennies. And they are STILL paying their last coach.

They aren't going to have $80M for a new coach and $100M for upgrades to draw a new coach.

They will probably hire Ryan Silverfield.

 

[dookie blaylock]

That’s why I just said I’ll let other people answer in the original post. This kind of abject ignorance - I just don’t have the patience for it anymore.

This guy is literally using the brain dead arguments that our rivals use.

In terms of the order of priorities of a 17 year old recruit this would rank dead last, “Oh, ****, I’m not gonna pick Miami even though they have a state of the art IPF facility because the other school has a crap IPF but it’s 100 yards“ instead of 70.

Whereas Miami actually has well over 100 yards indoo, just split up with 2 fields, one is 70 PLUS another field, and outside is the main Greentree field, plus additional outdoor practice space, and many many more enhancements to come.

most people complaining about it have never actually seen it, let alone been inside.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

most people complaining about it have never actually seen it, let alone been inside.

Correct. I’ve actually been in it and was incredibly impressed. It felt cavernous to me to be honest.

It’s super nice, and that field being 70 yards makes no difference, especially with the side field that adds another like about 40 yards. Even when they practice on Greenfield outside I’ve never seen them use the entire field. Like ever. Even on “practice scrimmages” or play sets, they just use a portion of the field, again I’m talking about outside.

I’ve never actually seen the full 100 yards used to run plays, unless it’s one of those formal scrimmages of which they have like 4-5 per spring. Which are all outside of course, and usually at local stadiums. As you all know.

 

[AllAboutThe[]_[]]

 

[grover]

A lot of context that goes into this situation. I think 7-6 with an upset win and a bowl game victory gives them optimism and enough to sell themselves on another year.

If FSU keeps the guy after a 7-6 record, the fans and alumni should take their entire admin and board out to the woodshed. Norvell's minimum viable product to stay in role is 8-4 regular season, and I don't see it happening. But one can dream.

It will be interesting to see if they will be able to shell out 8M+ annually to compete for good coaches. I doubt it. So they're gong to have to take a chance on a G5 guy like Norvell or go all in on Deion.

And they still owe Taggert another 7M lol, on top of whatever buyout they need to pay Norvell, and whatever buyout they need to pay to the former team of the hire coach they ultimately hire. Do they have a billionaires club like we do to bankroll that kind of commitment?

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"The Seminoles were on the hook for paying [Taggert] $4.25 million each year through January 2024. That annual payout was reduced once again when Taggart was hired to be the head coach at FAU shortly after his dismissal in Tallahassee. But because the Owls are only paying Taggart $750,000 per year, his severance from FSU was dropped from $4.25 million to $3.5 million.

Unless something changes with his FAU contract, FSU will have to pay Taggart that same amount in 2021, 2022 and 2023, which will bring his total payout from FSU to over $14 million. He is receiving about $290,000 per month from his former school."