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[theribdoctor]

On Lasik Surgery..."Jameis did not want to count out any options that he had that could possibly help him with the game he loves so much," Denise White, Winston's spokeswoman, said in a statement. "He doesn’t want to miss out on any opportunity that presents itself."

With all the squinting he did, you'd think he would have done this sooner.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

With all the squinting he did, you'd think he would have done this sooner.

Look, he had to keep the "bad vision" thing in his back pocket for all of his sexual assault cases. He was fully prepared to argue that he "never saw that woman before" in open court.

 

[Lokest]

Look, he had to keep the "bad vision" thing in his back pocket for all of his sexual assault cases. He was fully prepared to argue that he "never saw that woman before" in open court.

"Your honor, I thought that ****y was a door handle. I was just getting out of the car."

 

[pacusmc]

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I always thought he needed glasses. Every time since he was with the Seminoles I would see him look at the sideline for a play and he was squinting harder than a chick taking anal for the first time.

 

[Mikep]

Look, he had to keep the "bad vision" thing in his back pocket for all of his sexual assault cases. He was fully prepared to argue that he "never saw that woman before" in open court.

I think the most ****ed off I ever was at a football game was when Golden let them come back and win at home. I was ****ed watching jamies look toward jimbo with that dumb squint, wondering how he was able to see and chucking the ball down the field on us.

 

[Distructobot3000]

I think the most ****ed off I ever was at a football game was when Golden let them come back and win at home. I was ****ed watching jamies look toward jimbo with that dumb squint, wondering how he was able to see and chucking the ball down the field on us.

Yup. We had a 17 point lead at the half iirc, but, we also had Corch No D. I knew that game was far from over

 

[Mikep]

Yup. We had a 17 point lead at the half iirc, but, we also had Corch No D. I knew that game was far from over

Ya me too. FSU pretty much came from behind or played every game very close that year. I was super drunk and super mad lol

 

[theribdoctor]

I think the most ****ed off I ever was at a football game was when Golden let them come back and win at home. I was ****ed watching jamies look toward jimbo with that dumb squint, wondering how he was able to see and chucking the ball down the field on us.

Played not to lose instead of to win...

 

[TheOriginalCane]

I think the most ****ed off I ever was at a football game was when Golden let them come back and win at home. I was ****ed watching jamies look toward jimbo with that dumb squint, wondering how he was able to see and chucking the ball down the field on us.

D'ONOFRIO GOT BEAT BY A BLIND QUARTERBACK.

Think about that.

 

[Distructobot3000]

D'ONOFRIO GOT BEAT BY A BLIND QUARTERBACK.

Think about that.

I heard that D'Onofrio's defense gave up 56 points/game in that Boys and Girl Club rec league he was coaching in after he got fired here..

 

[pacusmc]

I always thought he needed glasses. Every time since he was with the Seminoles I would see him look at the sideline for a play and he was squinting harder than a chick taking anal for the first time.
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The resemblance is undeniable!

 

[Canes2082]

Ricky Vaughan had this problem too...

 

[theribdoctor]

D'ONOFRIO GOT BEAT BY A BLIND QUARTERBACK.

Think about that.

A lot of teams got beat by that blind qb.

 

[plantcity3]

With all the squinting he did, you'd think he would have done this sooner.

You can have LASIK until your eyes are fully developed and that doesn’t happen until around age 22-23

 

[TruCane]

That rapist is 26...so he's missed every "opportunity that presents itself" concerning Lasik over the past 3-4 years. This is a total PR stunt and Bucs mgmt will most likely fall for it given their history of terrible decision making

 

[RedPill Stepdad]

That rapist is 26...so he's missed every "opportunity that presents itself" concerning Lasik over the past 3-4 years. This is a total PR stunt and Bucs mgmt will most likely fall for it given their history of terrible decision making

Was he ever convicted?

 

[TruCane]

Was he ever convicted?

Yes...in the eyes of all people with fully functioning brains. Rapist with lasik.

 

[RedPill Stepdad]

Yes...in the eyes of all people with fully functioning brains. Rapist with lasik.

Oh convicted in the court of public opinion.

 

[TruCane]

Oh convicted in the court of public opinion.

Yes...that's what happens when a University covers up a rape by destroying all evidence making the DA unable to bring a trial. You become a rapist in the eyes of humans with a fully functioning brains and in the eyes of all big business sponsors who want nothing to do with rapists like Winston.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

Yes...that's what happens when a University covers up a rape by ridding all evidence making the DA unable to bring a trial. You become a rapist in the eyes of humans with a fully functioning brains and in the eyes of all big business sponsors who want nothing to do with rapists like Winston.

Dont argue with him. He’s a little kid obsessed with social media clout, but fails at getting any. Also, he wants to suck all his boys dlcks.