Don't worry FSU
I hear there is a former head coach waiting to bring his pillars to Trailerhassee. You'll be coached up, fattened up, and built up...brick by brick. All you need to do is trust the process and your training.
Imagine if you're an aspiring linebacker who wants to play in the NFL. You can line up so far off the line you'll never have to make contact with the o-linemen , thus guaranteeing an injury free college career.
As a bonus not only will opponents have to fear the spear, they'll have to fear the tie. If that doesn't raise your teepee, what will?