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Rushing numbers inflated by the fluke QB sneak but still.
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These 247 noles ******** said Bain would be worse. There is a good 5 minutes or so on their preseason predictions of them laughing like they were some elite program. It's so glorious to watch these days. Here is the link starts about the 1hr mark.

The dude in the garnett colored shirt is definitely a sausage imbiber. Guy most definitely enjoys longaniza.
 
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Norvell is a broken man. He’s cooked.



I clicked on this to laugh and I legit had to turn it off less than 3 minutes in….has anyone in the history of the English language said “you know” more than this loser when public speaking? Honestly. I felt terrible even watching. He said “you know” over 50 times in his opening statement. Has he always done this? I’ve genuinely never heard anyone “um” or “you know” this bad, ever.
 
I clicked on this to laugh and I legit had to turn it off less than 3 minutes in….has anyone in the history of the English language said “you know” more than this loser when public speaking? Honestly. I felt terrible even watching. He said “you know” over 50 times in his opening statement. Has he always done this? I’ve genuinely never heard anyone “um” or “you know” this bad, ever.

He said it 51 times

TrumpyCane started laughing at the 10 “you know”
 
Never downplay how bad FSU is this year. Even when the Gators lost to Georgia Southern, even when we had Al Golden, we'd never hit this low of lows where FSU might only win 1 maybe 2 games.

You have to work to suck as bad as FSU is this year. Our 2022 team churned out 5 wins somehow while being blown out by Duke and MTSU, and that team would crush this FSU team.
 
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Barring a portal transfer, Florida State will have just three quarterbacks next year:

Kromenhoek
Glenn
Tranmel Jones (true freshman)

It will be an open competition between the three of them. And in today’s world, it’s possible that one or even two of the quarterbacks that don’t win transfer out. How comfortable is FSU rolling into 2025 with just one or two quarterbacks? I know I wasn’t when Miami had only one on the roster in 2009.
 
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"Says a lot." What, specifically, is that "lot," TJ?

It says you ******* suck. I know that much.
I don't know if it was clear, but he was praising Cristobal and criticizing Norvell.

I. E. Cristobal talks like this and is an elite recruiter. Norvell is all nice and is a bad recruiter.

Norvell is a beta and Mario is an alpha in recruiting.

It's wonderful Tears content.
 
Never downplay how bad FSU is this year. Even when the Gators lost to Georgia Southern, even when we had Al Golden, we'd never hit this low of lows where FSU might only win 1 maybe 2 games.

You have to work to suck as bad as FSU is this year. Our 2022 team churned out 5 wins somehow while being blown out by Duke and MTSU, and that team would crush this FSU team.
I had to look up Charleston Southern because I thought FSU could easily lost to them and I realized they're 1-7 too. I know half the team may either transfer out, sitout for the draft or have an "injury" but there's no way they could lose to the worst FCS team.. can they?
 
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Barring a portal transfer, Florida State will have just three quarterbacks next year:

Kromenhoek
Glenn
Tranmel Jones (true freshman)

It will be an open competition between the three of them. And in today’s world, it’s possible that one or even two of the quarterbacks that don’t win transfer out. How comfortable is FSU rolling into 2025 with just one or two quarterbacks? I know I wasn’t when Miami had only one on the roster in 2009.
Don't they also have the kid from Orlando as a freshman this year?
 
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