Tears Nole Tears (“Offcial”)

[UMFarArcher]

---Indiana University of Pennsylvania
---Ball State
---Slippery Rock
---Beaver College
and
---University of Phoenix

I wish I'd known about Beaver College back when considering colleges/universities.

Sounds like my kind of place.

 

[JG14]

I am part of the last graduating class from Beaver College….no joke.

I am assuming the baseball team was clean and trim, but had a little stench to it during the long summer days?

 

[HurricanePhilly]

I am assuming the baseball team was clean and trim, but had a little stench to it during the long summer days?

 

[PittsburghCane]

Had this conversation at work a year ago, SMU potentially does very well in a NIL environment. Potentially Houston as well.

Look up Mattress Mike. Hes a major Houston booster.

 

[LokiCane]

wait, what travis is not included... let me fix that

 

[OrangeBowlMagic]

Bear out here on ESPN talmbout one of the heaviest bet unders so far has been FSU under 7 wins

 

[CaneBear0207]

Wow lol

We lost to these dorks.

 

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Bear out here on ESPN talmbout one of the heaviest bet unders so far has been FSU under 7 wins

Easy bet. They would overachieve by getting to 5 wins.

 

[OrangeBowlMagic]

We lost to these dorks.

And it was the best thing to ever happen.

 

[Travis Bickle]

If we ever have a really talented kid that is looking to transfer, send 'em to FSU on a visit. Seems like that's the most effective tactic to get the kid to withdraw from the portal.

 

[mirvin88]

What did I just watch

 

[SevnandSevn]

We lost to these dorks.

Losing to them was our Jacksonville State game. They're pretty much an FCS school at this point hoping that they win the same number of games that just got out last coach fired.

 

[GojiraCane]

If we ever have a really talented kid that is looking to transfer, send 'em to FSU on a visit. Seems like that's the most effective tactic to get the kid to withdraw from the portal.

ALL NON-FSU COACHES:

"So, son. You want to transfer? Well, let me tell ya, the grass ain't always greener on the other side. You might end up in a place like...FSU. You like ballet? Well, their kids are practicing it in the hallways. You like diarrhea? Their training table is full of sugar free gummie bears that they can't sell. But go on and go ahead. I hear that they even play the FSU fight song for you on a cassette tape when you come to meet them.

You like goin' to the bathroom? Well, you're gonna be holding it for a long time there 'cause FSU doesn't have functioning bathrooms. If you're lucky, you can find a bush. And if funding comes in, maybe you can bring a roll of recycled toilet paper out there with.

No son, the grass ain't always greener."

 

[PIPO]

Both FSPoooo and the Turds are after him……..

May they both lose out!!

 

[PIPO]

Still the Brock thread…..

 

[Calicane02]

Bowfinger is an underrated movie

 

[PIPO]

Possible flip for the Noles from
Manny World although maybe Jason Taylor can help us here……….

Our boy DelawareNole -

Tower to @TheOriginalCane - Please turn left to heading 069 to a holding pattern before clearance for elimination post onto Nole Tears…..

Also, please be aware for a possible second Opportunity for elimination as the Semenholes seem to think they will steal JuJu Seider from Pedo State….

And then if they weren’t delusional already…..

 

[PIPO]

This is their version of @Liberty City El, but ya know, Natural Ice version……

And holy sh*t, @RVACane - this is to good to be true- They have a Northern Nole….. Northern Gator’s long lost brother.

 

[PIPO]

 

[Odysseus]

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I can't wait until he eliminates them lol