And for donating...
$50 - A brick in your name in the deteriorating bathrooms
$100 - A toilet seat in the deteriorating stadium is named after you
$200 - A plaque with your name over the rusting trench urinal in the deteriorating stadium
$500 - The trench urinal is named after you
$1,000 - Clown training with select members of team during Spring Drills
$5,000 - Get to call the final play in a game in the upcoming season
$10,000 - Get to call all plays in a game in the upcoming season
$50,000 - Get to call all plays in all games of the upcoming season
$100,000 - Become a scholarship player on Florida State's football team
$500,000 - Become a scholarship player and starter on Florida State's football team
$750,000 - Become a scholarship quarterback and starter on Florida State's football team
$1,000,000 - Become assistant head coach of Florida State's football team
$10,000,000 - Become athletic director of Florida State's football team
$20,000,000 - Become athletic director and shutter Florida State's football team