New Coaches Introduced: Damione Lewis, Zac Etheridge, Will Harris

[FrancisSawyer]

No hate because I wouldn't expect the coaches to respond any other way than how they did, but god**** it if these answers aren't the most boring, canned responses I've ever heard.

The press conference circle jerk remains undefeated.

I agree with this. However, canned responses notwithstanding, I think we could have the best coaching staff we have had at Miami in over 20 years. They have to go prove it on the field but outside of maybe 1 coach that I need to show me something, I really like this staff.

I said from the very beginning that in order for Mario to have success here that he would have to surround himself with great coordinators and position coaches. This is finally starting to resemble that.

 

[HurricaneHerb]

 

[RozayCane]

Man we gotta send coach Will to turkey to get a hair transplant versus this bs tattoo hairline

 

[Schnelly'sPipe]

Man we gotta send coach Will to turkey to get a hair transplant versus this bs tattoo hairline

 

[Unsider]

I hope there is a deprogramming department for recruiters wanting to leave, taking Mario’s skills and using against us, like laser therapy or something to erase it…