Official Mopes Thread

[USNAVYCANE]

This is for MOPES only anyone else posting here will get a 1 time lifetime 1 hour band (iykyk)(this is a joke for those of you who don’t know)


Greetings my fellow mopes still suffering from battered spouse syndrome. What worries you the most about this game ?

 

[JayCane20]

1) Black jerseys
2) Mario meddling with the offense
3) Can I still blame Addae for the secondary?
4) Not gonna be a sellout
5) Dawson too focused on open HC positions
6) Team taking FSU lightly because they're 1-6
7) FSU is coming from central time zone so 7PM is like their 6PM. What if we're more tired?

I'm sure I'm forgetting a few things

 

[Tempest]

The wet bulb.

 

[jsy]

Nothing

 

[DTP]

7) FSU is coming from central time zone so 7PM is like their 6PM. What if we're more tired?

****.


I never thought of that. We’re screwed

 

[HurricanePhilly]

This has a chance to catch Gator Tears in posts

 

[Empirical Cane]

- Mario wanting to use time outs again
- Mario even considering taking a knee
- Mario incorporating forward pass into offense
- Mario punting on 4th downs
- Some Blue Lot poor being allowed near my Maroon Lot Luxury spot

I can't sleep thinking of this horror show.

 

[miamicanephins]

I hate to bring this up, Cam Ward get hurts due to a cheap shot

 

[Hurracanes]

I hate to bring this up, Cam Ward get hurts due to a cheap shot

 

[Empirical Cane]

This has a chance to catch Gator Tears in posts

by noon today

 

[Empirical Cane]

I hate to bring this up, Cam Ward get hurts due to a cheap shot

YOU are why we can't have anything nice

 

[Madabs]

Covering the spread but not winning by enough

 

[miamicanephins]

YOU are why we can't have anything nice

Tell me it didn't cross your mind too

 

[Shooter McGavin]

Black ****** uniforms, our defense and special teams ******* suck, George is a ****** immature idiot.

 

[Xio]

1) Black jerseys
2) Mario meddling with the offense
3) Can I still blame Addae for the secondary?
4) Not gonna be a sellout
5) Dawson too focused on open HC positions
6) Team taking FSU lightly because they're 1-6
7) FSU is coming from central time zone so 7PM is like their 6PM. What if we're more tired?

I'm sure I'm forgetting a few things

I didn't even think of the time zone difference, it's never been more over. FSU wins (Blowout) they parade in Tallahassee, Mario disappears and goes into witness protection. FSU skyrockets to the #1 class in the nation, Cam fakes an injury and somehow redshirts, transfers to FSU, they blow us out again, Miami's class plummets to around 90, program dissolved, CIS transitions to baseball only.

 

[JD08]

The wet bulb.

^^^^ This guy gets it. Then you compound it with the fact that it's a night game under a waning crescent moon and suddenly and without notice it doesn't change a thing.

 

[JayCane20]

I didn't even think of the time zone difference, it's never been more over. FSU wins (Blowout) they parade in Tallahassee, Mario disappears and goes into witness protection. FSU skyrockets to the #1 class in the nation, Cam fakes an injury and somehow redshirts, transfers to FSU, they blow us out again, Miami's class plummets to around 90, program dissolved, CIS transitions to baseball only.

I thought I was a pessimist.

 

[JHallCanes]

I’m sore from the thighmaster yesterday

 

[TallyCaneFan]

1) Black jerseys
2) Mario meddling with the offense
3) Can I still blame Addae for the secondary?
4) Not gonna be a sellout
5) Dawson too focused on open HC positions
6) Team taking FSU lightly because they're 1-6
7) FSU is coming from central time zone so 7PM is like their 6PM. What if we're more tired?

I'm sure I'm forgetting a few things

LOL - FSU in same timezone!

 

[JayCane20]

LOL - FSU in same timezone!

LOL I thought it was in central like Panama City and Destin.